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- Rand0
chicks dig tragic
- fluxismo0
what's that that song, "I used to drink, I used to smoke, but now I dance?"
- mayo0
so i thought i should let my GP know that I wasn't using the doctor they referred (who I'm sure they get a referral fee from). The lady asked who I was going to and I said doctor Gomez. She said, "Oh he's good! He's real good."
me: Really? that's good to hear
her: Oh yeah, he had to cut up my daughter from head to toe. He's really good.wtf is that to say to a patient!?!??
- determinedmoth0
OMG! THEY'RE NO LONGER JUST TAKING THE PISS, THEY'RE SYPHONING IT FROM MY PENIS!
GET OFF!
GET OFF!
OW!
- ZOOP0
Bored at work? You know that one guy? Yeah that one, maybe someone should tape a note on his back that says "Ask me about my wife" and see where things go. Pictures or it didn't happen.
- Orbit0
For the record: I did not undo any wikipedia shenanigans. I love that sort of thing. I just got back from lunch and saw it mentioned in my thread. The edit history shows what was put and removed and I was moved to tears by the gesture.
Damn those Wikipedians for being such fascists.
- emokid0
jesse, are you listening?
- 7point340
i feel bad for calling CALLES an adolescent asshole.
but for the record he called himself that, i was just clarifying
- neue75_bold0
it was good time... good time...
- GreedoLives0
A Sewage truck came by work this morning and pumped something out of the basement. The truck driver had a chocolate labrador retriever sitting in the passenger seat, and i've been wondering for over an hour what he named that dog.
- digdre0
woa. still recovering!! haahah
- Rand0
good to see you grunttttt
- cosmo0
I love the geico caveman commercials. LOVE IT!
- neue75_bold0
There is more truth here in these lies than we wish to acknowledge..
- frankiefido0
and chuck anderson is still shit
- neue75_bold0
there's nowhere left to hide...
- xenicon0
"one should be light like a bird, and not like a feather"
I weigh 13 stone
- ninjasavant0
I really gotta go to work
- Rand0
I loved you so much I sent ypu the bill
- fawn0
thank you brooke :) i think the same of you!