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- Seff0
i accepted a silver addy tonite, on a hand-made screen printed poster, im pretty much steady geeked
- Rand0
tomorrow: client lunch followed by visual field test to see if I'm becoming blind
- Rand0
blamestorming...
love that
- emokid0
this isn't how i had imagined it
- version30
Office "Buzz Words" for 2007
1. blamestorming: A group process where participants analyze a failed project and look for scapegoats other than themselves.
2. Death by Tweakage: When a product or project fails due to unnecessary tinkering or too many last-minute revisions.
3. BMWs: Bitchers, Moaners and Whiners.
4. clockroaches: Employees who spend most of their day watching the clock - instead of doing their jobs
5. plutoed: To be unceremoniously dumped or relegated to a lower position without an adequate reason or explanation.
6. prairie dogging: A modern office phenomenon. Occurs when workers simultaneously pop their heads up out of their cubicles to see what's going on.
7. carbon-based error: Error caused by a human, not a computer (which we assume would be a silicon-based error).
8. menoporsche: Male menopause. Symptoms include a sudden lack of energy, crankiness and the overpowering urge to buy a Porsche.
9. adminisphere: The upper levels of management where big, impractical, and counterproductive decisions are made.
10. deja poo: The feeling that you've stepped in this bullshit before.
11. bobbleheading: The mass nod of agreement by participants in a meeting to comments made by the boss even though most have no idea what he/she just said.
12. ringtone rage: The violent response by cube mates after hearing your annoying cell phone ringtone for the 15th time.
13. muffin top: The unsightly roll of flesh that spills over the waist of a pair of too-tight jeans
- v-gates0
nice to see you , old sock
- Jnr_Madison0
..and you my fine sir.
- Rand0
good to see you, old chap
- Jnr_Madison0
I wish there were re-buys for life.
- xenicon0
Geronimo!
- Rand0
xenicon: head curator
- canuck0
I was having trouble getting up this morning. I just wanted to go back to sleep. This shit weather ain't helping matters, nor is commuting, 2 hours to work in the morning. Someone please shoot me.
- xenicon0
"I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night,
Alive as you and me.
Says I "But Joe, you're ten years dead"
"I never died" said he,
"I never died" said he."
- xenicon0
note to rasko:
dotidiots, first year violin students and neighbors: unavoidable
- rasko40
note to self:
do not work for idiots who think branding is a logo of dots and stamping dots on everything.
- xenicon0
oceans are different especially if yr ship has come in
- xenicon0
can't step in the same river twice
- paraselene0
:D
moral of the story:
don't fear change!
- vespa0
ahh that's wonderful para!
- paraselene0
you promise yourself that nothing will change, but then it changes and it's actually better than before even though you hadn't thought it possible.