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  • fadein11-12

    Yurimon's back. Discuss.

    • it probably has a humpscarabin
    • Thanks for appreciating the nuance of my post.fadein11
    • wow you accumulated more downvotes in 5min then ive ever seen beforepockets
    • I know ha - and all from the same person!fadein11
    • it was a silly post.fadein11
    • it most likely has more to do with it being something about QBN's cancerous rectal lump we call Yurimonmoldero
    • "Those who take it personal need help. me personally am not stuck in a ridged belief but welcome opinions if they can prove up facts."fadein11
    • moldero lol - you went further than me.fadein11
    • if you didn't post this, he would havemonospaced
    • @mono - yuri?fadein11
    • he keeps the blog posted about his away schedule, surely he would have announced his own arrival ;)monospaced
    • ha - yes. Although he made himself fully apparent on the politics thread :)
      Last 3 times I have said "worry not he will be banned soon" - the person has been
      fadein11
    • banned which has led to some people believing I have QBN powers. I don't. And although tempted I won't say it again now.fadein11
    • a truth tumor in the liberal anus. how flattering moldy. you speak too kind.yurimon
    • wake up assholes!fadein11
    • His back is OK but I prefer his front. Not much more to discuss really.set
    • hmm I missed scarabin's first noteset
  • pockets11

    i love my coworkers..i think i just dont care anymore.. i cant even take this job seriously

    • :))) ROTFL i loved to play this gamested
    • LOLOLmaquito
    • HAHAHAprophetone
    • I know how you feel!pinkfloyd
    • Are you an exptert?BusterBoy
    • http://i.imgur.com/4…dbloc
    • u should both be firedMilan
    • Is your company looking for any Rockstar designers or Ninja coders?utopian
    • Ex-per-ter-zHayoth
    • cute dogssureshot
    • lolomg
    • do you even get to talk face to face with people?antonyjwhite
    • what am I looking at here?monospaced
    • lower case e is really stressing me out.fadein11
    • Hahahafues
    • Ace. I think the 'Our' in 'Our Team' is necessary just in case people thinks it's 'That Team' or the 'Other Team'.monoboy
    • that entire menu reminds me of a low-end webdesign firm before 2010sted
    • ^ 2010?
      2001!
      microkorg
    • 2001:Home| News | About us | Portfolio | Services | Contact us
      2010:Home | Portfolio | Team | Blog | Contact us
      2016:#Home | #Who | #What | #UX | #UI | #Contact
      sted
    • #hashtagtheplannnnetprophetone
    • eXpertise - fixed.omg
    • lol at everything_niko
    • lmao want to stabsublocked
  • HijoDMaite4

    God, why oh why won't the photo booth trend die already?

    • cuz people love seeing photos of them self. with goofy filters on the side.pango
    • Not even sure it's a trend. They've kinda been a staple at events for decades. They're just getting better actually.monospaced
    • Great at weddings.set
    • Last one I went to had one. Printed two copies, one you take, one you leave for the couple to make a book with. Great idea.set
    • Maybe they should have them at funeralsset
    • lolsea_sea
    • ahahahahah setsureshot
    • And mirrors, too! Fucking narcissists!nb
    • Oh I thought you mention the app. CUZ PHOTOBOITH IS FUN!!pango
    • *mentpango
    • i rate the analog black and white ones.. if for no other reason that the photos last a long longerautoflavour
    • *hate
      *lot
      pango
  • yurimon-9

    Good morning beautiful People! Hope you all have a fantastic day!

    (̶◉͛‿◉̶)

    • Thanks Yuri. You too mate.fadein11
    • it's 5pmsted
    • hey guten morgenGeorgesII
    • yuris account was taken over by aliens ;)
      good morning yurs.
      sea_sea
    • you're way too late in the game for this to work, matescarabin
    • I feel good, n feel better to wish people to good things. nothing more or less.yurimon
  • GeorgesII4

    Believe it or not, but I came back from a one week holiday and the project that were due, were done and nothing caught on fire

    • one week on holiday and you became an old white guy.. where on earth did you go?autoflavour
    • You must have your screen inverted. That's a young black guyset
    • Sorry, no rich blacks setting on my lcd :/GeorgesII
  • set2

    @georges

    • I tweeted that guy once. Only tweet I've ever done. I got 400 retweets. True story. I can do autographs for any of you if you want.HAYZ1LLLA
    • ill take onepockets
    • I've posted one to you. Sent it to...

      Pockets
      Los Angles
      California
      USA
      HAYZ1LLLA
    • He's not going to get it :(

      You spelt angeles wrong
      set
    • Fuuuuuuuuuu....HAYZ1LLLA
  • pango0

    :( my post got deleted in the test thread...

  • imbecile0

    Does anyone know if there is a way to manually enter the start, end, or pie angles? Illustrator CC

    Thank you

    • you could just rotate a line you draw starting at the center of a circle, or use the pie chart tool, which is a pain in the assmonospaced
    • Could you cheat and use the Pie Graph tool?detritus
    • that's probably a real dumb idea.
      *stares at cider demonishingly*
      detritus
    • admonishingly? *hicdetritus
    • f u monodetritus
    • it would be ace if Illustrator had manual input of hard figures, like a lot of 3D programs have. *grumbles* might actually make paying for CC seem like value.detritus
    • I assume you've used [os specific] ctrl + shift + alt + d ?detritus
    • no. align that to a guideline manually positioned guideline.sted
    • thx all, that almost worked, except you cant take apart a pie chart...imbecile
    • COREL.sted
    • well, that escalated quickly!capn_ron
    • http://www.copypress…sted
    • you can take apart a pie chartmonospaced
    • how?imbecile
    • corel, I know. http://i.imgur.com/8… = uselessimbecile
    • you just expand itmonospaced
    • nope... no, no trick, you just use the white arrow and take it apartmonospaced
    • i should have expounded, no way to take apart and continue to edit the slices.imbecile
    • yeah that's permanent, but how about recording an action for that? still can't understand the scope of this exercisested
    • I can take mine apart and still edit the data and I'm on CC 2014. Maybe look into how that tool works.monospaced
    • http://imgur.com/a/D…deathboy
    • Tupmonospaced
  • sarahfailin-11

    Dear QBN,

    Recently ex-gf wants to hook up for "no-strings-attached" copulation.

    What should I do?

    Yours sincerely,
    sarah

    • Currently got girl friend?pango
    • Do you want to?mugwart
    • No to pango. And 'wants' are wants, and not 'shoulds' I would say.sarahfailin
    • do it, unless you're gonna fall for her over it, then don'tmonospaced
    • I've done it. No drama. Fun while it lasted. Although it did make other guys who wanted to hook up with her feel a bit uncomfortable.pango
    • not my problem really :/
      Do it!
      pango
    • Everyone's experience of an ex is different. Seeking advice on your specific situation here is... well... pics?DRIFTMONKEY
    • so what's the main problem? getting back with the ex or getting into a open relationship?feel
    • doo eet!robotron3k
    • Wait.... You are a girl. Right?CALLES
    • nosinjun
    • take things slowly as friends.KaitlinMcCarthy
    • this is so random. i don't know? are you getting some? do you want some? wtfsince1979
    • Analevil1
    • Good luck with the "no strings attached" part. Lolsea_sea
    • high probability its not going to end well. again.yurimon
    • since1979 have a point +1feel
    • https://media.giphy.…pango
    • whats the worst that can happen? another break up? hapango
    • or that she burns your house down....pango
    • What would a person of great character do?Hayoth
    • Previous baggage constitutes attached stringsterry_cloth
    • Yeah. Time to git dirty. No loss if she's not into...bezoar
    • "It'll end in tears"dorf
    • howd the break up go? if fine go for it. if not stay away because she wants to give you the some vagina bugs.deathboy
    • "vagina bugs" ahahahasted
    • I need to see the exact wording of the invitationdrgs
    • If you have even a tiny bit of self-respect, don't.sr_rosa
    • Ignore what they said.
      Do it!
      pango
    • No wait! Hehe... Do it!
      Or maybe not...
      drgs
    • 'No strings attached' would be a nice title for a cheesy photo series I could shoot...SimonFFM
    • it's a trap!pablo28
    • Do it simon. Do IT!pango
    • I have a girl, but no location yet... damn difficult, I need a pool to get her wet... sounds misleading (to fit the topic).SimonFFM
    • aldi has some nice ones:
      https://www.aldi.co.…
      ;)
      sted
    • Since you've given no background information, the probability of this going well is very small.CyBrainX
    • Care to elaborate on your breakup, the reasons for it, how long it's been, how long the relationship was. Do you still love her? Does she still love you? Pics?CyBrainX
    • Just practice safe sex. PIITB.fyoucher1
    • pics or it didnt happenautoflavour
    • yeah i heart you guys but i'm not gonna give you pics. she's hot. but there's no way it would end well, just mire us back in the same shit i was trying to breaksarahfailin
    • us out of. i wanted for us to be able to be casual friends, but she's trying to wheedle her way back into my life in a serious way. clearly not moving on.sarahfailin
    • i told her 'no,' sorry pango :)sarahfailin
    • Something tells me the only "no strings attached" hookups happen without that phrase ever being said.CyBrainX
    • True.
      It was so chill tho. No one got jealous at anyone for flirting with other people.
      pango
  • rabbit0

    Out of nowhere, my sisters husband, and father of my niece (10yrs) was diagnosed with cancer yesterday.

    MRI today to know if it has spread.

    This guy, this guy, is honestly the best guy you have ever met.

    I am going through some of my own problems, he called me up last week and said let's go have a beer and a chat, sometimes we need to talk, and stick together etc etc.

    FFS. Not him.

    I am just trying to stay positive, and calm for my sister, obviously.

    TBH I am tearing up writing this, I don't know, I just feel like it is one hit after another lately.

    Anyone ever feel like that? I am sure.

    He is just genuinely the nicest guy I have ever met. I really mean that.

    I am staying positive, because I just refuse to accept that this will happen to someone like him. I mean, I have no chance if this is the case.

    He is not a smoker, not a big drinker.

    I love him, and I love my sister and my niece, and I just want things to be ok.

    This was not the situation 24hrs ago. Life is crazy.

    #fuckyoucancer

    • sorry to hear that rabbitmoldero
    • i hope he beats it!! sorry you're going through this.cbass99
    • Sorry man :(pango
    • Tough news, sorry to hear. Cancer is not the death sentence like it was. There's been some real positive advancements in treatment.IRNlun6
    • :(

      <3
      PonyBoy
    • #fuck!trooperbill
    • So sorry. :(sea_sea
    • "Cancer is not the death sentence like it was" I said those exact words today...rabbit
    • If caught early cancer has a high survival rate.Hayoth
    • Guess what guys!!!? The cancer has NOT spread! Operation is Saturday!!! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...rabbit
    • Thank you for your support guys!! xoxrabbit
    • However, it makes sick to think that virtually everyone on this planet is impacted by cancer. It's no longer some rare disease.Hayoth
    • I truly believe, this is all part of lifes preparation, for the final bow. These, sort of 'tests'. Love all.rabbit
    • Yeah FUCK CANCER!pango
    • sorry to hear and all the best to you and your familyfadein11
    • best to you and your family. sounds like he would overcome.yurimon
    • tell me about it, cancer is a bitch, last year a good friend of ours out of nowhere had their 6 year old boy diagnosed with DIPG (brain cancer) now he has...HijoDMaite
    • months to live and absolutely no hope for him. they are flying around the country trying out experimental treatments but nothing so far. sorry about your bro..HijoDMaite
    • in-law. your sister and niece are going to need you more than ever through this. be strong for them.HijoDMaite
    • sorry to hear it, man :/
      if it helps any i've got two very close friends that had cancer and beat it
      scarabin
    • I feel you. My dad had lung cancer, my best friend at leukemia and my sister had ALS all at them same time. Best friend survivedshellie
    • Best thing you can give them is emotional support. Your sister will need a break. Take the kids out to play. Or watch the kids and your broinlaw so she canshellie
    • Get her nails done or something. mow the lawn. Help with errands. It's the little things you can do to relieve stress.shellie
    • If you have any questions along the way you can always email me. I've seen a lot.shellie
    • Lots of great notes and words of encouragement. <3 Big hug rabbit, glad there's sunshine ahead for you all. Group hug.sea_sea
  • yurimon-7

    When was the last time you lived thinking with your mind as being your heart?

    in some cultures there is no word for mind as how its referenced now. in those cultures the minds existence is not in the head. in some cultures the mind is in the heart.

    • I think when they refer to 'heart' they meant something else. cuz heart doesn't do the thinking. it's just a saying. nothing literal.pango
    • perhaps they meant think with the part of your brains that deals with emotion. and gut feeling.pango
    • go ignore the fact and just follow your heart.pango
    • WAKE THE FUCK UP STEEPLE!! The Truth ISN'T REAL!pango
    • drunvalo melchizedekset
    • deepak chopra strikes againsted
    • Sted is too mainstream. Needs to do more research.set
    • The White man does not heal the spirit first. The white man tries to heal his wallet first. indian proverbyurimon
    • you indian?pango
    • white man has to take a proper number two and start working because it's 2pm he hadn't done anything yet. indian proverb's spirit wouldn't pay electricity billsted
    • lol, what is offered for free by the great spirit. the white man turn into a toll. where the white man rules he becomes number 2yurimon
    • wow - never knew different cultures looked at things differently - thanks yuri.fadein11
    • ^ cunt comment of the weekset
    • Ah - the insults keep flowing - keep it up Set young Sir. All that marmite is turning ya mind to mush ;)fadein11
    • I noticed you went quiet on the politics thread after insulting me there - nothing to say I guess lol.fadein11
    • My only aim is to insult you. I have no interest in talking with you. You're a low level intelligence, close minded, bullying moron.set
    • You go ahead and have yourself the best day everset
    • Bully? Wow... interesting. I would like to see some evidence for this. Oh you don't have any do you. Go roll another and take no interest in anything youfadein11
    • over privaliged, middle class, misogynist buffoon.fadein11
    • The three special functions, knowing, feeling, and willing, ascribed by modern psychologists to the mind, were attributed to the heartyurimon
    • http://jewishencyclo…yurimon
    • "over privaliged, middle class, misogynist buffoon"
      Hahaha, love it
      set
    • AKA another Brighton middle class stoner.fadein11
    • lol. You're an odd little chapset
    • "You're a low level intelligence, close minded, bullying moron" - you are the odd one pal...fadein11
    • bollocking is bollockingyurimon
  • d_gitale1

    back in china...

  • robthelad1

    My client keeps turning good work mediocre.

    • "I keep letting my client turn good work into mediocre."i_monk
    • yupmoldero
    • http://i.imgur.com/J…set
    • this is a battle but you must be firmsince1979
    • sometimes you have to let go and just finish asap and get the moneyBennn
    • It pays the bills.Maaku
    • Sucking cocks probably pays the bills too. Doesn't mean it should be done.set
    • ^ relevant comparison.Hayoth
    • Sex-shaming is so 2007.i_monk
    • Enough of this "its my fault as the designer that the client made it shitty" garbage. Ultimately its the clients decision so ultimately its their responsibilitycannonball1978
  • HijoDMaite4

    Quick question. Is it legal for me to sell this photo print? I mean with the signage and brands and all?


    • yes, you can sell prints. The only issue you 'may' have is if you chose to license the photo to someone else.Gnash
    • thanks Gnash!HijoDMaite
    • Nice photoset
    • No permission from people in it or the business owner required? Genuine question - I have no idea.detritus
    • ^ not for a print.Gnash
    • with "prints' you're not transferring license to anyone.Gnash
    • fuck it it's going up. I have a disclaimer that says "OK to sell per Gnash"HijoDMaite
    • lolGnash
    • thanks set!HijoDMaite
    • Wouldn't you have to get a building release from the owner of the shop, anyway? And wouldn't a release cover such sticky things as old Pepsi logos?Continuity
    • that's a nice photieFax_Benson
    • http://www.steves-di…deathboy
    • I like this..reminds me of a place in Seligman.sureshot
    • me like this photo nice shot% would bang. avalable without the grey stuff and that woodoshopoed border?sted
    • @sted here you go: http://www.jarmstron…HijoDMaite
    • nice shotinteliboy
  • scarabin3

    i found where yuri gets his material http://www.wisdomofchopra.com

    • lol. 3 mysterious downvotes in less than a minute. at least try to be subtle about it. hahascarabin
    • "Nature explores your own happiness"utopian
    • "Greatness requires the flow of mysteries"utopian
    • One downvote was me. Your comment makes you sound like a simple minded wankers, to be frank.set
    • "find your own inner reality and peace based on research and infowars"fadein11
    • Set to the rescue lol!fadein11
    • not really try old hebrew, Aramaic for the stuff today.yurimon
    • at least i have control over my willy on where i stick it.. heheyurimon
    • would be better if every sentence didn't have the same structuresarahfailin
    • FUCK NOOO I had to watch these shitty tweets for over 3 months when I was working on a project for that assface lair.sted
    • why you work for people you dont like?yurimon
    • there goes jobless yuri giving job advice againmoldero
    • I should point the cunts who post Chopra's drivel incessantly on LinkedIn to this site. At least it would make the whole thing more entertaining.Continuity
    • Watch it guys! you may get accused of being a bully like my good self...fadein11
    • Everything you say sounds like the words of a 12 year old child. Love itset
    • @fadein: Oh yes, Chopra is well-known for accusing actual real scientists of bullying him. He's a fucking snake oil-selling charlatan.Continuity
  • mg331

    Bloc Party's first two albums were phenomenal. I don't know what it must be like for a band to possibly struggle so hard to recapture the magic and brilliance of their standout albums several albums later. They didn't put out anything after Weekend In The City that really did anything for me.

  • frozendeadgumby0

    why did the teore thread get erased? i just checked my bookmarks and its been sent to yayhooray hell.. what the fucking fuck!?!?

    it stays!!!

    • *jteore threadfrozendeadgumby
    • probably because people were having too much fun cracking joke. it got out of hand....pango
  • i_monk0

    Portuguese sounds like Spanish spoken with a Russian accent.

    • So true. I've mistaken Russians for Brazilians. And I'm fluent in spanish.hotroddy
    • what I meant to say is I've heard russian speak in English and confused them for Brazilianshotroddy
    • wha? I'm more than just fluent in Spanish and Portuguese and Russian sound absolutely nothing alike regardless of who speaks them.VectorMasked
    • Well I imagine if you're fluent in all three, it may just be a little easier to differentiate between them. lol, derp.set
    • Or two of three, same thing.set
    • South American Portuguesh, VectorMasked, or Portuguesh Portuguesh? Because the latter can sound brutal and gutteral, like Russiandetritus
    • I always thought they spoke Brazilian in Brazil.sureshot
    • When i speak Serbian a lot of people ask me if I'm Portuguese. Seriously.renderedred
    • Just say yessureshot
    • I do agree a little that Portuguese Portuguese is a little too much. Not as melodic as brazialian portuguese.VectorMasked
  • BabySnakes0

    Those with projection mapping experience, what are some tools you like or advice. Thanks!

  • PonyBoy4

    For those in the States, today through Sunday all National Parks are free.

    https://www.nps.gov/planyourvisi…

    "The National Park Service turns 100 years old in 2016 and we want everyone to join the party! On 16 days in '16, all National Park Service sites that charge an entrance fee will offer free admission to everyone."

    Entrance fee–free dates in 2016:
    January 18: Martin Luther King Jr. Day
    April 16 through 24: National Park Week
    August 25 through 28: National Park Service Birthday
    September 24: National Public Lands Day
    November 11: Veterans Day

    • http://www.motherjon…HijoDMaite
    • don't trust a yelp-like review for hiking trails and parks—ever... haha—written by city-dwelling twits looking for perfection in nature... lots of whinersPonyBoy
    • Yeah. Fuck perfect beautiful examples of nature. Those are the worst hikes.monospaced
    • if you look to Yelp for a nature review you are an IDIOT. Folks who expect perfection from a public trail should do a bit more research other than Yelpish sitesPonyBoy
    • So... whining about your public park / trail experience on Yelp pretty much makes you as much a moron as the person looking to Yelp for info on a park.PonyBoy
    • lolmonospaced