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- CALLES0
just heading out with some playmate chick that is dragging me out but all i want to do is go to bed cuz i have to go in early to work tomorrow
*gotta post on FWP
- capn_ron0
i really need to find that thread where you vent about your officemates and the annoying things they do. I've got two that I would like to get off my chest.
- monospaced0
- DUN DUN DUUUUUN!!!!!set
- wow.. weird! this is what i was gonna postbliznutty
- i still never seen this moviee_p
- GREAT film!monospaced
- scarabin0
was just told the pure white background on my comp is "not white enough". anybody know a color whiter than white i can use?
- add a little bluewaterhouse
- the answer is none... none more white.scarabin
- tell them that you'll tell the printer to "bump up the white".capn_ron
- lol ronscarabin
- sounds racistmonospaced
- Putting yellow next to white makes it appear whiterali
- make him stare at black for 30 second before looking at your screen. or punch him in the eye. both of them!pango
- ismith0
"Because it was natural. It was implanted into my infancy and skirted throughout childhood and adolescence. The Lord waited until I could buy my own beer to slip me a couple of cheap black & white photos of real Japanese bonsai, and said: Do it kid. So I got into my jeep and went to another nursery that sold bonsai pots (I was living in a shack on a nursery run by drunken Germans). I hurried back with two large pots, fed the daily road-kill to the margay [ed. - one of Nick's exotic cats], swiped a couple of plants, and went to work instead of writing a term paper on annual bacterial succession in a dirty pond. I just did it as I eat and excrete and do other things. I was meant to.
get ged online"
The flavor of SPAM is changing...
- i_monk0
Tomorrow's our first anniversary! What a year!
- sine0
so, i have a second date tomorrow night.
i think i might have a (capitol) Girlfriend...- capital*... hehesine
- second date and you are calling her your girlfriend? we got a stage 5 clinger here!!!!capn_ron
- kidding. congrats. photos please, post them here.capn_ron
- maybe i am, but we've done teh "deed" already...sine
- you signed for a house with her?? YOU ARE INSANE! Clinger!!!!CanHasQBN
- he's talking about the ol' in-ou, in-out!!!capn_ron
- lolsine
- hahahaha, I'll be going on my 4th date and if this chick calls me her boyfriend I'll never see her againmonospaced
- in-out? oh, good. so you're just buying and then immediately selling it. good way to make a quick profit!CanHasQBN
- sea_sea0
sounds like i'm going down on the qoob like the girl that loves rubdowns and chocolate. not too shabby. lol
- you lost me at
"going down on the qoob"e_p - http://www.qbn.com/t…sea_sea
- I would cook for you.monospaced
- yeah i suggested a bunch of cheesy stuff that some girls actually like, and now i'm being criticized by some wanker about how un creative and stale my suggestions are. whtvr fuck valentines anyway. lolsea_sea
- how un creative and stale my suggestions are. whtvr fuck valentines anyway. lolsea_sea
- thanks mono. i would enjoy that. :)sea_sea
- valentine is for sucker. i used to get my ex thing a day before valentine just because i don't like valentine.pango
- the original story had no romance at all too!pango
- "wine dine orgasm time"
challenge accepted!ismith - ;D but she probably won't have time for the massage...ismith
- screw the massage and dinner, go straight for the wine. lolsea_sea
- you lost me at
- loool0
standing on the square, waiting for a friend, freezing my arse off (it's around -10C outside) and there goes the guy running half-naked (with boxer shorts only)...probably some fraternity initiation shit...I couldn't resist to hit him with the snowball :D
- ali0
The ants have decided my apple keyboard makes a perfect home
- moldero0
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- inteliboy0
no sleep, housemate partying with his crew in our new apartment until 4am. his friends throwing bottles down on the street etc. woken up at 6 with the fire alarm going, place full of smoke, lungs and eyes burning... run out of to see the oven nearly on fire. the guy doesn't give a fuck and stays in bed while i deal with it. now sitting here, everything reeking of smoke, pissed off... fucking hard not being the grumpy old bastard when dealing with shit like this.
- find a new housematemonospaced
- if he's sleeping, it's your turn to pump up the volume!! thrash metal i believe works best.sea_sea
- Don't forget to set his phone alarms for 4am on for monday morning. I just did it to my roommate for waking me at 7am on a saturday.capn_ron
- MERZBOWismith
- MESHUGGAHsea_sea
- i like this. vengeance.inteliboy
- haha. merzbow will do itscarabin
- Fuck that shit, get out, or get him out.pillhead
- Ironmonkey0
- dope, i wonder how heavy that rig is on his neck?moldero