Torn Heart
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- taramac0
classic mal.
and also regular sized sandwiches will be provided for all band members.
- mayo0
what? oh, that's me?
>:( grrr!
(pedi's and mani's later Tara?)
- Bio0
oh oh oh!
can i have an Indian accent!?
i think that would be RAD!
or maybe i could be the street smart one...
- Bio0
id lie to be in on some of that pedi/mani action myself.
but i want some asian twins doing it... and some spagettios...
and a thermos full of coctail weiners... and some cheese.
- thecrab0
Don't try to be a bitch, Tara, it's not your style
oh did I mention I also am the psychiatrist of the band?
U know , for when times get tuff.Mayo, let me be your giant lover
oh and put on that pink wig, makes U look even more sexy
- abizzyman0
guys... I don't want to be the leader anymore...
... I want to go back to being the lead singer front man...
... but, can I be mysterious? I want to be really shy and secretly have a porno addiction.
- mayo0
well, i can ask my cousins to be the asian twins for you Bio, but, they're only half asian...and boys
:D
- Bio0
not kiddie porn though.
you can have some of my Cattle vs the Aliens porno...
just no kiddie stuff. that is a bit too scandelous even for us.
- mayo0
"Mayo, let me be your giant lover "
"giant" how crab? ;)
ahhh. got to love Fridays with nothing to do at work
- thecrab0
Don't worry Bio
it's all taken care ofIt 's my job U see =)
at least one person here takes his job serious!
lol
- Bio0
ok guys, we need to havea massive falling out and we need to split up.
i think i need some space and more creative freedom. a few years of fruitless solo albums.. and then a REUNION!!!!
i missed you gus so much! lets put the past behind us and ROCK SOME MORE!!!!!
- thecrab0
Well Mayo
If U are a midget and I am a normally build guy
won't I appaer as a giant to u?not even as a lil' giant?
- Bio0
hey, can i get some stilts?
- thecrab0
for doin what Bio?
- mayo0
true crabby. you may be my giant lover. (woohooo! action!)
- mayo0
if you say "to play step-on-the-midget-with" Bio, i will seriously over-react
- abizzyman0
... we need that moment in 'behind he music' where tragedy strikes.
... does the midget get it?
- monkeyshine0
Ive thought it over and have decided that if I have to do the big hair thing then I need a double bass drum kit. And I get to pick my own groupies
- mayo0
**Special Announcement**
The midget of Torn Heart has died this morning, in a tragic accident involving getting shot out of a canon during the bands Reunion Tour.
- thecrab0
can't I be the shared groupie for all the female members?
help me make a dream come true = )