Torn Heart
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- mitsu0
just stick teh finger in a light socket and spray it with some aqua net.
- abizzyman0
Alright, I'm taking over this thread again...
... but it's not going back to my original discussion --- let's stay with the band concept.
I'm manager now. I'm sorry - that's just the way it is in this business... but this i my band damniit. I want 65% of all promotional gross, 30% of tour sales and 15% of all record sales --- record sales don't mean squat anymore - now that we have kazaa etc...
.. sorry to take the fun out it - but this is a business, yo.
mayo - just so you know.. midgets don't get paid - you're in this for the exposure.
- monkeyshine0
uh oh..someone has to die? does that mean as the drummer I have to implode? or head explode or something?
:/
- Bio0
oh, i would be glad to be the guy who gets set on fire.
ya know... like in the middle of the show when our pyrotechnics malfunction. (again, we suspect this was caused by Mal as he was drunkenly putting the pyro show together)
or maybe tara accidentally spit some fire on me. you bitch! how could you!? that really hurts!
- mitsu0
no, you just need to lose your arm in an auto-related accident... motocross would be killer!
- taramac0
it wasn't an accident. i have to keep you in your place. you'll be fine.
- BonSeff0
whatever abizzy, just as long as i get my jack and coke, and coke
- mitsu0
yeah, and when we lose our fame and fortune we can get some money by telling our stories to VH1 Behind the Music... or A Current Affair, if murders were involved.
- thecrab0
I'll provide the band with booze, drugs and groupies
- taramac0
crab you're a keeper
- thecrab0
Well Tara
let me be your personal groupie
that would be nice....
- Bio0
crab, i like blonds and asian chicks.
also, id like to place an order for some blow and some crank... ya know... for the kids.
- taramac0
well it takes more than one man to keep me satisfied, but yes you can be one of my slaves. and all women groupies need to be cleared by me first.
*spit fire towards bio
- thecrab0
sorry Tara, I can't do that.
I am talking about love here, not just mindless sex.
I don't go banging groupies behind your back so why would U?
- mayo0
crab, please provide the midget slave labor with hot guys. I'm kind of particular, so i'll email you my preferences.
oooh, and some Twix!
- taramac0
hey i'm trying to be a bitch here. and it was going so well too! you're not making it very easy crab. :)
- abizzyman0
each band member when be assigned their own groupies...
... and I now have an english accent.
- Mal0
But this amp goes 1 louder.
- Bio0
i like butterfingers and then i like butter fingers... if ya know what i'm sayin...
wait... i dont really know what i am sayin... what exactly does that men?
watch out tara, my midget princess will flay your skin off if you spit anymore fire at me...
- abizzyman0
when = will