Torn Heart
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- Bio0
*cops feel of crab*
*cops feel of mayo*
*cops feel of BonSef*
*cops feel of bizzy and tara at teh same time... nice*
*cops feel of own ass... very nice*
- Bio0
for you, free tickets...
and a special backstage pass... bring butterfingers... ask for Bio...
- seas_of_rhye0
err, what about my twin sister, can she come, too?
and was that butter fingers or butterfingers?
- mitsu0
In an unexpected turn of events, mitsu, Torn Hearts renound guitarist breaks all ties with the band and joins up with up and coming rochester emo band, "Cop a Feelio".
Mitsu is allegedly suing Torn Hearts for 1 million dollars because of what he claims as a breach of contract [recorded earlier]: "man, i sold my sould to that (censored) band and they had the (censored)(censored)(censored) to go and (censored)(censored) me up the (censored) with that (censored) midget!"
In other news, EdibleCondoms.com posts its first quartly loss as claims of unexpected pregnancies arise.
- Bio0
hm... so now i know that you are really a hot asian chick with a twin... haha.
this just gets better and better.
all thanks to our superbad hair metal band. thank you satan for this bounty!
- seas_of_rhye0
hot asian chick?
hmm...
more like hot blonde chick.
sorry to disappoint.
- mayo0
*whispers* is anyone else noting the lack of lighters and shouts for an encore? or can i just not see over the granny panties that were thrown on stage?
- mayo0
Bio, i'm telling you my cousins will be all you need. Don't under-estimate us half-asians.
p.s. they're not midgets by the way.
- BonSeff0
correction:
bof president's daughters
it wasnt clowns, they were mimes
and the inmates were female
:P
- Bio0
haha.
wait... not asian!?
i feel cheated! GET OUT!
hehe. sorry. i changed my mind, you can stay. just be careful around my stilts. they are not toys!
- mayo0
Bonseff, you probably wouldn't have gotten caught with them if they didn't keep getting stuck in those damn invisible boxes.
- seas_of_rhye0
damn Bio, you're moody!
;)
- BonSeff0
that was the dichotomy, the inmates felt free and the mimes jailed themselves - while me and the bush twins made weet sweet..
well you can read about it in next months hit parader!
i always knew one day id be on the cover of hit parader!
- Bio0
moody? what the hell are you talking about? AAAAAAarrrrrg!
i want some icecream... and some popcorn. . .
WHAT ARE YOU ALL STARING AT!?!?!?!
i love gilligan! he is so crazy! haha. STOP STARING or i will BEAT YOU DOWN... just not right now. my soaps are on.
- Mal0
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
- unknown0
sorry, didn`t read the whole thread
but shit, don`t you have real friends
wtf
get away from your computer man
"and once again, i didn`t read the entire thread so...."
- BonSeff0
fakeyou, dont hate on torn heart's successes, you can play harmonica
- mrdobolina0
I saw Bio on the cover of "Cream" Magazine.
- IRNlun60
so whats the name of the band anyway?
i need to know so when the band is featured on Vh1 behind the music, I can claim I was really the one who started the band and wrote all the lyrics too. i got kicked out of the band because the fame just got to all your heads.
- mayo0
fakeyou, the reported "lost member" of Torn Heart, was seen today, with Elvis and the Loch Ness Monster...
all of them copping feels off of abizzyman