400 words for penis... Mar 10, 08, 6:23 p.m.

Starting now:

Hose

Amy Winehouse... Dec 18, 07, 8:35 p.m.

I'm sorry to read she's been arrested, and, apparently on a vert serious charge.

I love her music so much, it's hard for me to accept that she's got so many problems she can't think right. At least now, anyway.

:peace and a prayer for the season

Input on my web site? Oct 26, 06, 4:34 p.m.

I just posted a major site redesign. I'd love to get some reactions to it:
http://www.andyrossdesign.com

thanks,
Andy

Ugliest cars? Jan 23, 08, 6:32 p.m.

I think Toyota make the ugliest cars out now.

Any disagreement?

Cheerleaders? Oct 13, 07, 5:26 p.m.

Why do men go crazy for Cheerleaders?

For some reason, this image makes me think.

Cell in the bathroom? Jun 12, 07, 7:11 a.m.

Do you ever use your cell phone in the bathrooom?

In the bath?

On the bog?

What are your limits? Where will you not use your cell?

NFL in London? Oct 22, 07, 5:12 p.m.

Anybody going?

Is this NFL business catching on at all with the Brits, or anyone outside the US?

Meat %? Jan 30, 08, 7:34 p.m.

Let's say you weighed all the food you eat in a week: red meat, poultry, vegetables, bread, cereals, candy, roots, oils, nuts, etc.

What percentage, by weight, is red meat?

I'm thinking mine is nearly 72%. Or in that range. You know, plus or minus a bit, depending on the week.

How about you?

Radar Love Jan 9, 08, 10:30 a.m.

Blasting it right now.

Can you top that?

Happy with iPhone? Dec 21, 07, 10:28 a.m.

I'm thinking about getting one.

Are you happy with your iPhone? Knowing what you know now, would you get one again?

Severed leg dispute Oct 1, 07, 8:22 a.m.

MAIDEN, N.C. -- A man who stored his severed leg in a barbecue smoker that was later auctioned off is locked in a custody dispute with the man who found it.
John Wood's leg was amputated near the knee after a 2004 airplane crash. He asked doctors to give it to him so he could be buried as a whole man when he died.
The limb, which Wood had kept in the smoker at a storage facility after he lost his home, was bought by Shannon Whisnant last Tuesday in an auction of items from units that were behind on rent.
Whisnant initially gave it to police, who subsequently turned it over to a funeral home when it became clear it was not the result of foul play.
But Whisnant, who put a sign on the empty smoker charging adults $3 and children $1 for a look, wants it back.
"He's making a freak show out of it," Wood, of Greenville, S.C., told The Charlotte Observer. "He wants to put money in his pocket with this thing."
Whisnant tried unsuccessfully to get the leg from the funeral home. He has consulted with a lawyer and decided his best move was to persuade Wood to share custody and profits.
"It's a strange incident and Halloween's just around the corner," Whisnant said. "The price will be going up if I get (a stake in) the leg."
Wood, who is heading to Maiden to pick up his leg, said the two men can meet, but he is not interested in using the leg to make money.
"I just think it's despicable," he said. "I don't mind having the 15 minutes of fame, but I'm not looking to really profit off this thing."

Amy Winehouse... Mar 18, 07, 5:56 p.m.

I can't stop thinking about how sexy she is...

holy shit Oct 3, 06, 12:18 p.m.

That's great. It looks those speakers could pulverize the kidneys right out ot the driver!

1 in 4 teen girls Mar 11, 08, 5:01 p.m.

has a sexually transmitted disease.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/c…

left-justified Jan 22, 08, 2:41 p.m.

So I'm working on a project with a writer.

And I keep getting instruction like, "this needs to be left-justified."

Then he gets pissed if I ask him to explain what that means. "You call yourself a designer, and you don't know what that means?"

Food from clones? Jan 20, 08, 1:56 p.m.

Are you concerned about your food coming from cloned animals?

Who to drink with? Dec 27, 07, 8:31 p.m.

Who would you like to be having a drink with, right now?

I'm in Love!! Oct 22, 07, 5:44 p.m.

http://thesuperficial.com/image.…

Healthy hair, too!

Paul Potts? Jun 18, 07, 8:32 a.m.

Was he the one who caused all that trouble in Cambodia a few years back?

$50 iTunes Gift Card Dec 25, 07, 12:28 p.m.

OK. I got an iTunes card.

What's the new audio/video shit I should get? What's worth buying these days?