Sexual Activity... Apr 11, 08, 9:07 p.m.

Describe.

Making banner ad... Mar 24, 08, 10:37 a.m.

No getting around it, I have to make a banner ad in Flash.

Any worthwhile tips or advice for this endeavor?

Interesting statistics or articles to reference?

Stern mentor looking for attractive noob Mar 22, 08, 6:39 p.m.

Everyone knows I've got lots I can teach. So, if you meet these requirements, I could maybe see my way clear to helping you out of your uninitiated and inexperienced pathetic situation:

1) You must smell nice.
2) Attractive females only, and no mistake.
3) Utterly devoted, without question.
4) Docile.
5) Tactile.
6) Smooth.
7) Flirty.
8) Satin, satin, satin.
9) Good with hands.
10) Tango expert.
11) Trim.
12) Dirty-minded dreamer.
13) Good with the books and bank transfers.

PIITB? Mar 14, 08, 11:43 p.m.

All in favor?

1 in 4 teen girls Mar 11, 08, 5:01 p.m.

has a sexually transmitted disease.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/c…

400 words for penis... Mar 10, 08, 6:23 p.m.

Starting now:

Hose

It's safe to go into the water Mar 1, 08, 3 p.m.

The Creature from The Black Lagoon has died:

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com…

Watching funny shit... Feb 18, 08, 6:26 p.m.

On TV.

Lewis Black documentary on "The History of The Joke."

History Channel, of course.

Good Book Feb 12, 08, 7:04 p.m.

I'm finding this book to be interesting:

http://www.wiley.com/WileyCDA/Wi…

I have secktual thoughts Feb 10, 08, 9:32 p.m.

about Faith Hill.

Morris Day? Feb 10, 08, 6:40 p.m.

Where'd they dig him up from for The Grammys?

I'm not going to Feb 9, 08, 7:23 p.m.

get an iPhone until it supports Flash.

Lame listing Feb 6, 08, 3:52 p.m.

My Shocking Story: The Man With No Face

070 TLC

Wed, Feb 6, 8:00p - 9:00p

A 51-year-old man lives with a huge growth on his face.

Tell me Feb 5, 08, 7:52 p.m.

one of your million dollar ideas.

Jimmy James Jan 31, 08, 7:18 p.m.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/3…

The Last Escape?

Meat %? Jan 30, 08, 7:34 p.m.

Let's say you weighed all the food you eat in a week: red meat, poultry, vegetables, bread, cereals, candy, roots, oils, nuts, etc.

What percentage, by weight, is red meat?

I'm thinking mine is nearly 72%. Or in that range. You know, plus or minus a bit, depending on the week.

How about you?

Wow. Jan 28, 08, 4:18 p.m.

My six year old daughter is in the next room taking Chinese lessons over Skype!

Can't nobody stop him? Jan 28, 08, 11:41 a.m.

This Tiger Woods guy?

PS3 Jan 26, 08, 11:50 a.m.

So I got a PS3, since it plays blu-rays, and I thought my daughter would like the games.

Anyway, I'm strolling through the owner's manuals, and it says the PS3 can damage projection TVs.

How can that be?

Ugliest cars? Jan 23, 08, 6:32 p.m.

I think Toyota make the ugliest cars out now.

Any disagreement?