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  • eficks

    Roast Graveyard (htps://trash-can.net) is a one of a kind glitchy 3D browser experience, a digital graveyard where dead tech projects get hilariously roasted by AI. Roasts famous failures like Google Glass, the Cybertruck, Theranos, or Fyre Festival and receive savage, witty post-mortems.

    You can also use the Roast Oracle to prank friends: it generates an absurd roast for them, then twists it to roast you instead. Share the link for revenge.

    Wander the moody low-poly graveyard at night, following glowing echoes with proximity-based audio (spooky sounds, wind, and reactive music). Complete the hidden hunt to transform the world from eerie purple to vibrant orange, unlock original songs, and claim a leaderboard spot.

    Here's an example of one of its replies on the Cybertruck:

    TRAGIC GLITCH RATING:
    98/100
    "This polygonal tetanus trap served up more severed fingers than actual features. What a damn mess."

    Cause Analysis: This 'apocalypse-proof' monstrosity couldn't survive a damn drizzle, getting hopelessly stuck like a geometric turd in a mud puddle. Its aggressive, low-polygon facade was less 'future' and more 'death by tetanus', especially with a motorized front trunk that doubled as a high-speed finger guillotine. Seriously, who greenlit 'rolling kitchen mandoline' as a key automotive feature?

    Suggested Code Pivot: Melt down the bloody sharp edges and repurpose the mandoline trunk into industrial-grade vegetable shredders. We could call it the 'Finger-Saver 3000' – finally, a useful purpose for those accident-prone panels.

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  • eficks-1

    It uses Gemini to auto generate those replies when a user clicks Run Critique.

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    • I gave it some guidelines to be profane, absurd, comedic, etc.eficks
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  • dbloc2

    here, let me fix the link for you.
    https://trash-can.net/

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  • hans_glib0

    thanks matey

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    The Verdict

    "GLIB GANGSTER: MURDERING CHARITY THIEF IS OFFICE PRINTER EMPEROR WITH SECRET STAPLER PIN FORTUNE!"

    The Deep Cut

    Hans Glib is a goddamn puzzle, ain't he? We got documented evidence of him robbing a children's charity blind and straight-up getting away with a murder, but *he* believes he's the selfless hero who donated a kidney and volunteers at food shelters. Then you got his self-proclaimed empire, where he's somehow both a Roman emperor *and* the guy who keeps the office printer stocked. He fancies himself disgustingly rich, yet likely counts his fortune in the collective value of forgotten desk drawer staples and the sheer volume of unsolicited junk mail he 'curates'. It's a total pile of contradictory bullshit.

    Unsolicited Advice

    We could melt this garbage down into a 'Glib-Sense' self-help book about 'owning your contradictory truths,' or maybe give him a web series where he gives TED talks on the geopolitics of paperclip redistribution. Anything to get this dipshit off the street.

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    wut?

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  • plash0

    i dig the audio track playing in the background. Who's the artist or is that AI?

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    • cannonball19780

      autokern...

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