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thanks matey
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The Verdict
"GLIB GANGSTER: MURDERING CHARITY THIEF IS OFFICE PRINTER EMPEROR WITH SECRET STAPLER PIN FORTUNE!"
The Deep Cut
Hans Glib is a goddamn puzzle, ain't he? We got documented evidence of him robbing a children's charity blind and straight-up getting away with a murder, but *he* believes he's the selfless hero who donated a kidney and volunteers at food shelters. Then you got his self-proclaimed empire, where he's somehow both a Roman emperor *and* the guy who keeps the office printer stocked. He fancies himself disgustingly rich, yet likely counts his fortune in the collective value of forgotten desk drawer staples and the sheer volume of unsolicited junk mail he 'curates'. It's a total pile of contradictory bullshit.
Unsolicited Advice
We could melt this garbage down into a 'Glib-Sense' self-help book about 'owning your contradictory truths,' or maybe give him a web series where he gives TED talks on the geopolitics of paperclip redistribution. Anything to get this dipshit off the street.
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wut?