FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022™
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- NBQ005
- And that lads, is why he missed the 2nd penalty.shapesalad
- Someone must have slowly read it out to him, of course.MrT
- He blew it when she should have blown itGardener
- Continuity2
Hm. I don't think it'll be 'coming home'. :D
- sure?Nairn
- Relatively.Continuity
- I just heard a riotous applause from the bar out front, so checked, then chimed in here :) I'm [obviously] not invested,
C'MON ENGLAND.Nairn - It should also be noted that I just came back from two Christmas markets, with four mulled wines in me, so my judgement might be a bit ... off.Continuity
- I don't give the first shit about football, and nor do i have any heritage to do so, but it's the French, so... it's genetics at play here.Nairn
- Non, elle va à la maison!spl33nidoru
- Elle rentre chez elle !Continuity
- Elle vient*.palimpsest
- the problem with mulled wine is - what do you then drink afterwards?
this might be an alcohlic's perspectiveNairn - @Continuity
Elle a trop bu!palimpsest - *alcohol-*hic*-sssh pershpektivhhNairn
- Continuity nous a jinxé bordel de merde !palimpsest
- C'est le va-et-vient.Continuity
- @Nairn
Rhum is a good option.palimpsest - Ça va aller, si on re-marque on en mettra un 3ème !spl33nidoru
- MDR Continuity.palimpsest
- Speaking of rum, two of those mulled wines also had a shot of rum in them. Uff.Continuity
- Si elle reste, j'annule tout !palimpsest
- mdr!Continuity
- haha @palspl33nidoru
- On sait jamais, sur un malentendu ça peut marcher.palimpsest
- I fucking called it! 78'palimpsest
- Ça y est, les potes !Continuity
- Je me suis trompé. C'était grâce à toi, Continuity.palimpsest
- Ah t'es trop gentil.Continuity
- https://i.imgur.com/…Nairn
- Up until the second penalty I was right, so...grafician
- The score before the second penalty and after the second penalty was the same.palimpsest
- A quid down the drainGardener
- Continuity0
Neymar got fucked off, CR7 got shown the door.
Now, if Croatia can do us all a solid and send that classless goon Messi packing on Tuesday, that'd be awesome.
- Morocco are going to win, as the Qataris have paid off all the Ref's to get a muslim nation to win at their muslim stadium...shapesalad
- Morocco can't beat this team, they can make it doubt at best. England was the tricky opponent.spl33nidoru
- FRA - CRA probably, but I was out with ENG so I can't call anything anymoregrafician
- Argentina have it.shapesalad
- France. Morocco would be fun. Argentina can fack off.MrT
- grafician-4
So I called BOTH yesterday's games
Let's see today hehehe
- What do you reckon will be the scores today?Chimp
- Doesn't count if you don't call them here
POR 3 - 1 MOR
FRA 2 - 0 ENGspl33nidoru - I have an alternate dream score of 5-2 for FRA - ENG !spl33nidoru
- England will piss it today. Kylian all hype.nylon
- I got MOR right, but ENG lost so I'm outgrafician
- A buddy of mine got right 2-1 FRA and he says FRA - CRO for Finalsgrafician
- Continuity0
8 minutes? Come on.
- I want one morespl33nidoru
- Encore un pour Jeanne d'Arc.palimpsest
- Peep peeeeeeeeep!Continuity
- Another dirty team wins with the help of a bent refChimp
- ^ LOL!!!Continuity
- France we’re lucky they paid the ref more.Chimp
- France’s first goal should never have happened as it was a foul. MChimp
- Does France even exist? I've never been to France? Who's to say it's not another conspiracy?palimpsest
- Lichtenstein. Now, THAT's got to be an utter fiction.Continuity
- Does football even exist?Chimp
- France is a virtual country created by Qatar. They knew it would look suspicious if they won the cup.palimpsest
- So they invested a lot of money to convince people that France was real, that way they can get the cup without any repercusions.palimpsest
- Well, Qatar own Neymar, lock, stock, and barrel, see how that ended up for him!Continuity
- @Chimp
They got you thinking they paid the ref but France isn't even real.
Wake up!palimpsest - Now expecting there to be a good discount on Bordeaux and Brie next week at my local supermarket.shapesalad
- shapesalad-1
Dirty French, need to take a wash... play football very dirty
- Chimp1
"An apparent heart attack"
https://www.theguardian.com/foot…
- shapesalad2
What's to stop a team from all gathering around their striker as he has the ball and forming a protective group around him, then running up pitch and sticking it in goal?
- Well, the offside rule, for one.Continuity
- Another terrible refChimp
- That and obstruction errorstank02
- Because it's soccer, not football.palimpsest
- The other team?
This ref’s a helmet.MrT
- spl33nidoru1
I don't hate Ronaldo, in many ways he's the Tom Cruise of Football, handsome, extremely driven and sometimes insufferable but not a douchebag, he has ethics.
It's been easy beating on him lately but he is a great player who will later down the line get joys through coaching Portugal that will be far and few until then.
Morocco's goal keeper killed it, well done to that team for an historical win!
Now praying France doesn't shit the bed !!!
- I'm happy he's gone. Insufferable cunt.Continuity
- ha!spl33nidoru
- Beeswax1
First spain now portugal, Allah's army is crushing Christian visigoths. Everything is just like 711 AD
- Dont take it so serious guys :) they are neither visigoths nor an army of anything. no more messi ronaldo final. Shit!Beeswax
- Haha. The strange death of Europe.Fax_Benson
- This is what happens when you steal a winning teams kit.shapesalad
- ^ some truth in that !spl33nidoru
- funny that everybody speaks about Arabs but the trainer himself speaks about an African country. for me it's both.oey_oey
- The reconquest of Al-Andalus lolKhurram
- They mention Africa a lot because no African team ever made it this far in a WCspl33nidoru
- For me, it's a Muslim team that waves the flag of Palestine. Allah-o-akbar! lolKhurram
- Salarrue-4
- He can eat a dick.Continuity
- In fact, he can eat whole bag of deep-fried dicks.
Fucking cunt.Continuity - :)Salarrue
- Same old Argies - what did you expect? Classless.nylon
- spl33nidoru2
Time to make our bets!
Argentina beats the Netherlands
Brazil beats Croatia
France beats England
Portugal beats Moroccothen
Brazil beats Argentina
France beats Portugalthen
France beats Brazil
- Looks about right to me!Continuity
- I'd say BR - POR in the finaldasohr
- https://smarkets.com…grafician
- The Latin invasion!toemaas
- I would love to see Messi vs. Ronaldo for the last time in football history. Sorry for Brazil, but people like Neymar should never win an important tournament.sandpipe
- Portugal to win. But I have no idea what I'm talking about. Which means I'm as likely to pick the winner as anybody at this point.BuddhaHat
- Agree with yall, it's football and there will be surprises. I want FR to beat POR but it could easily go the other way.spl33nidoru
- incorrect.shapesalad
- The dutch are beating Argentinahotroddy
- I think England will surprise you, they beat France.robthelad
- LOL England ...Continuity
- This didn’t age well.Chimp
- milfhunter1
Messi with his new hand of god, fuck this shit
- The dutch got ass fucked by the fifamilfhunter
- what happened?hotroddy
- sted0
- simulations fucked up!pedromendez
- Alan Turing Institute will be closed for a while :)sted
- Fax_Benson3
Ay ca-fucking-ramba
- <<<ideaist
- Most exciting game thus far.shapesalad
- Fucking crazy!Chimp
- Messi with the yellow!
He is mortal!!!ideaist - Shirtless Argentineans dead silent...ideaist
- Letsssgoomilfhunter
- That's how we like it!spl33nidoru
- This has become a messFax_Benson
- ..a messi?shapesalad
- Weghorst!Beeswax
- Finally... Argentina!shapesalad
- WTHdasohr
- hydro740
- dead?VectorMasked
- Checking her out.Chimp
- LOL dead...so trueutopian
- They later were stoned to death in the Town SquareYakuZoku
- milfhunter0
For fuck sake. Netherlands are underperforming.
- Ianbolton1
Today's matches have seen some amazing football
- Modric was outrageous earlier. Running a game against Brazil in the 120th minute at 37 like it's nothing.Fax_Benson
- And with the body of a 10 year old Dickensian street urchin.Fax_Benson
- bwahahahaha
He's got good charisma thou. Powered by positivity.dasohr - He'll keep going into his 50s. Genius.Fax_Benson
- He reminds me of Thomas Yorke, creepy guy look.shapesalad
- Continuity0
That was ... unexpected.
- In my predictions a few posts back I did consider a CRO win against BRA but never thought it possible at that stage.
Gotta go watch Neymar's tears now.spl33nidoru
- In my predictions a few posts back I did consider a CRO win against BRA but never thought it possible at that stage.