Family Meeting
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- face_melter2
Who gets custody of the kids?
Any more snash, put them up the fucking chimneys and let them fend for themselves.
- nb2
Here's some answers to some questions you might have, hope this clears it up.
Are you getting divorced?
At the moment, no... but... it doesn't look good.Do you still love us?
Of course I do.Do you still love Mom?
Yes, very much, but your mother's asked me to leave and I must respect her position on the matter.Is it our fault?
No, no. Obviously, we made certain sacrifices as a result of having children, but, uh...no, Lord, no.
- Nairn1
Finally! Congratulations.
Now let puritanical flames burn away all the evil flesh and leave but the pure undressed skeleton of righteousness
- scarabin11
‘Family, I’ve called you all here to have an important meeting.”
*leaves immediately, never to be seen again*
- Just like real family.DRIFTMONKEY
- He'll be back, just went for smokes.i_monk
- Hahaha monk_niko
- This "meeting" could have been an email.zarkonite
- “Billy, you’re here because we found your hidden stash of” ... mom cries, dad makes two fists and winces in pain ...monospaced
- “Billy, your mother can’t even look at you. Look what you did. Damnit. I’ll be right back, before she does something drastic.”monospaced
- Billy never sees them again.monospaced
- nb2
<3
- lemmy_k3
Will I get banned if I start another COTD thread?
- Hayzilla-1
Where do I see the verdict? Have I missed it?
- nb4
Lol start posting nudes into this thread just to see what happens
Family Meeting is the new COTD
- nb2
I’m curious how long it will take for a new members to arrive and whether anyone will be less of a dude
- Months? Years?nb
- We laid the bait, now to hide in the bushes and wait to pull the stringscarabin
- Probably never. This place will burn out like the sun with a 90yo drgs wretching up some culture war vomit and Nairn shouting at why wolves ate his Pot Noodle.face_melter
- graf will evolve and turn 100% of his brain power to posting, moving his consciousness to a machine and leaving his body to dry up and die.face_melter
- i_was will finally get his promotion at the racism factory and spend his time mired in racism management issues and wildcat racism strikes.face_melter
- And I'll probably die screaming at the sun, after living a life of deep regret and misery.face_melter
- LOL @ ScarabinGuyFawkes
- sted3
- doesnotexist2
nice
- sted5
- elahon3
Can I please be excused?
- AHEM...
*MAY IAkagiyama - your excusedmonospaced
- *you'rePonyBoy
- AHEM...