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- docpoz
How many of you would ever snip your genitals in order to not have any more procreation functions?
I am seriously considering it.
But, I don't know if I would want to modify my function.
Anyways.
- docpoz-8
I don't mean cutting off my genitals.
- docpoz-7
i mean the whole... you know... the fucking snip shit.
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- nuggler0
A friend of mine had a vasectomy at 21. He knew what he wanted and didn't want. I admired that.
I'm happy to be a father myself, but if I were a younger man I would definitely avoid bringing a person into the world. It's not going to be a pleasant place any more.
- ETM0
Had it done a few years back after we decided we were happy with two kids. Wasn't a big thing. Took like 10-15 minutes. My wife dropped me off then ran to the bakery nearby to waste time. I was outside waiting when she came back. I had a nice croissant on the way home with my Tylenol 3.
- mantrakid1
Got it done after we had our son. No more babies pls. They tell you to not go swimming / do exercise for a week after or whatever, you'll feel like you want to the next day, but don't. My balls became so purple and bruised after going swimming with the stitches that my dear wife never wants to have sex with me now anyway.
- This sounds like they are permanently disfigured, but no she just saw them once while they were briefly like that. Oh and briefs, make sure you have briefs.mantrakid
- Nairn3
Can we set up a donation fund to pay for the procedure for docpoz to cut off his genitals?
- aslip0
Words of advice:
Make sure to shave your boys before your appointment. I guess I didn't get the memo and they took a dry razor to my junk. It was way worse than the surgery itself. The woman shaving me had no regard for my comfort. She just hacked away like she was clearing a jungle. I was later told by a friend that they don't use shaving cream because they don't want you to bone-up when they lather you.
- mathinc0
After having #2 and #3 (twins, yay!) my wife said, "Nope, if we have an accident there's no way I would want a #4." Then as the twins got older and more loved, she decided she couldn't go through with an abortion should we slip up. I was on the phone with the urologist right away. Procedure took 10 min, no pain. Get an athletic supporter to keep everything tight for a few days.
The one worry I had was that my kids were in the phase where if they wanted your attention they would kind of backhand slap you.. and they were at a height where your junk was the natural impact zone. So I had my wife lie to the kids and told them I was away for work. I pretty much hid in my own house for two days and watched movies.
- see_thru0
I got it done...twice.
Point 1 - I had the local quick procedure...and was one of the super unlucky ones that had a 'recanalization'. For months after the procedure, I was getting tested and my motility was not going down. So, I had to go back (waited 14 moths for the appointment) and had to have a repeat procedure under anesthetic.
Point 2 - you become unattractive to your partner. No joke. It's primal...you can't provide kids....you're surplus to requirements. No more boom boom.
- mg333
We've got a vasectomy thread somewhere else on here and as a survivor, I can only recommend one thing:
FOR GOD'S SAKE IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET A VASECTOMY GET THE NO NEEDLE NO SCALPEL PROCEDURE.
Did you guys hear that?
FOR GOD'S SAKE IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET A VASECTOMY GET THE NO NEEDLE NO SCALPEL PROCEDURE.
I lifted weights the next day, didn't spend a single second sitting on ice, or peas, or frozen vegetables, or anything of the sort. It was a piece of cake.
- what is the no needle no scalpel procedure?mantrakid
- https://media.giphy.…futurefood
- Do it, but do the no scalpel. It's a breeze.noneck
- I'm hearing get the no needle procedure, correct?see_thru
- lol futurefoodmantrakid
- eryx0
2 hours to go before the snip snip
- Good luck ;)OBBTKN
- Congrats! Best thing I've done for myself in years.e-wo
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