Stuff Dads say
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- rabbit
What are some short sentences your Dad said to you that have always stuck with you throughout your life? Those little life pro tips he gives you...
"Let the knife do the work"
Dad...When cutting things.
- georgesIII1
La beauté ne se mange pas!
The condesed form would be; You can date/fuck/love the most beautiful 10/10, if she/he doesn't fills you with anything else then her/it's look, it's a total waste of time
- OBBTKN0
Lanari neurria hartzen ikasi beharra dago...
In Basque, something like: work hard, but take it easy, enjoy life
- uan5
- ApeRobot0
I'm your father!
- Sorry for trolling, i was a father less child.ApeRobot
- so post something your mom told you :)georgesIII
- necromation0
if you don't hear you will feel - old school warning
- ApeRobot0
Mom says:
-When i die, put me in a pauper's grave.
-My life is shit.
...i'll stop there
- MHDC0
"Perfect is good enough" My grandad
- CALLES4
"In times of war every hole is a trench"
About women
- DRIFTMONKEY0
I'll be right back, I'm gonna go fuck your mom.
- aslip0
"Go get me the..."
"I need you to clean out the..."
"Go take this to the..."
- sarahfailin0
argle-bargle, jiggery-pokery, pure apple sauce
- DaveO0
ME: "Dad where are you going?
DAD: "To see a man about a dog."
ME: "Are we getting a dog?"
DAD: "No."
ME: "??????"ME: "Dad where are you going?
DAD: "There and back to see how far it is."
upon return
ME: "How far was it?"
DAD: "all the way there and all the way back"
ME: "??????"- see a man about a dog = taking a dumpsarahfailin
- i thought that expression was to get $$$yurimon
- noneck0
"There's honour in any work."
Taught me to respect other people's jobs.
- prophetone0
"Son, I need to tell you something. Never get married. Never have kids."
- cannonball19781
"You fucking little worthless piece of shit."
- utopian2
SON I AM DISAPPOINT
