I want to communicate with an ant
- Started 11 years ago
- Last post 11 years ago
- 9 Responses
- georgesIII
How would I do it?
Should I make myself known by stomping their nest or burning them with my high powered sun laser?
Should I just hover above their nest and study them from afar?
Should I capture a small sample of their population and study them in a closed environment similar to theirs?
Should I implant a select number with pheromones then release them back into their nest to study their behaviours in their natural habitat?
Should I feed them sugar and other nutrients until they see me as a God?
I'm at a loss on how to communicate with them, anyone has any idea??
- sem0
- prophetone0
have your moms totes deets her sister's digits, blow up her cell-y
- georgesIII0
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Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
- prophetone0
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- georgesIII0
this is somehow related to the book that changed your life, I was thinking about the book "les fourmis" from Werber,
I read it during my scifi binge years and it stuck with me that if aliens came to visit us, and they were tecnlogically more advanced than us will probably wouldn't acknowledge them and they will have carte blance to abduct some of us, experiment on us or just destroy us,
- ********0
Then you can sit around all day being scornful towards the ant when it doesn't behave exactly as you desire.
Then.... Wait for it to die and judge it.
Wow.... That'd be ridiculous
- georgesIII0
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sounds like something straight from the bible,
I'm a good, just but a vengeful god,thou shall not bite me, SPLAT,
thou shall not climb in my tuna sandwich, SPLAT,
thou shall not invade my kitchen, SPLAT, SPLAT, SPLAT, SPLAT
- sine0
