Jurassic World
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- CygnusZero40
The dinos in the first movie were genetically engineered. The dino villain in this movie is some sort of NEW dino the scientists created.
Cant imagine Spielberg had much to do with that storyline.
- scarabin0
amazing how many of these i missed despite watching this film my whole life
- CygnusZero40
Im pretty sure Jurassic Park 5 will be in space. Killer dinos make it on to the space station.
- ok_not_ok0
- not okApeRobot
- oh god. i hope this is what it looks like. id go just for the lulzCygnusZero4
- Carlos Huante is the fucking man, tho.dopepope
- organicgrid0
Even 12 year olds find the Jurassic Park movie...dupid.
- randommail0
I like Chris Pratt.
- desmo0
Gotta pass on this one. Just terrible.
- DRIFTMONKEY0
Chris Pratt's best quality as an actor is his humor. He just looks so joyless and serious in this.
- marychain0
Are Judy Greers googley eyed nipples in this?
If not....not interested
- marychain0
Mono says genetic - hybrid dinosaurs are trending now. You guys got yours yet? Available at the Apple store.
- Way to misread there and show everyone how bad your comprehension skills are in such a bold fashion.monospaced
- You got me...I didn't even read itmarychain
- You read it, you just didn't comprehend it, and now you've done it again.monospaced
- inteliboy0
Those kids look so corny. Like a Target commercial.
Also looks so bland and cheesy the way it's directed. The first JP has classic after classic shot - the water in the plastic cup, snake sliding on a branch infront of the raptors eye, the entire T-Rex escape scene etc. I miss Spielberg.
- inteliboy0
Trailer should have just been about the Park, how it's open, how it's great, what the rides are, people buying souvenirs, teenagers being bored. Have no story exposition or anything... until the very very last moment, you hear the growl of some bad shit going down as it cuts to the logo.
- ukit20
They should make a whole movie like that...just a documentary of running a dinosaur park and the various mundane tasks. Shoveling dinosaur shit, filing paperwork, etc.
- sem0
Anyone that has seen what they tried to make Kevin Smith to with Superman will understand why the new Dino will be a giant Spider.