QBN Collaborative Poem
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- omg0
Like an Israeli Soldier killing innocent woman and children
- sarahfailin0
passed out and pissing yourself like a bum
- vaxorcist0
and pretty soon you're feeling comfortably numb
- MrT0
Use a warm teaspoon and give them a hitch.
- vaxorcist0
Doc said he could heal it with one little stitch
- ItTango0
i feel you, vax, hemorrhoids are a bitch
- vaxorcist0
wondering about the painful itch
- Krassy0
make a pitch; i'll dig a ditch
- kalkal0
And let's not forget... oh my, that baker, she has such lovely buns.
- ORAZAL1
Like pimpled dicks in menopaused nuns
- kalkal0
You know what this poem is missing? High quality puns.
- Krassy0
parallel paths and rolling rocks and sunny suns
- chukkaphob0
the end? oh no -- just the beginning's end
- rabbit0
the end
- Krassy0
...and what was that one song by Right Said Fred?
- sureshot0
not from bedrock, but when I scream wilma I am more flintstone that fred.
- dbloc0
If it makes you happy, then why the hell are you so sad?
- vaxorcist0
and the surgeon is about to remove the suture
- is there a soundcloud file of the text-to-speach version of this magnum opus?vaxorcist
- http://www.qbn.com/t…prophetone
- Krassy1
we're writing the history of the future
- sureshot0
this shit is getting weak, but louder than my girlfriend moans.