2014 NBA DUNK CONTEST
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9 more days til' the dunk contest and associates at Adidas have my list for dunk concepts... When you see one of my dunks in the contest, you can ________ my ________. Traditional "design" is boring, I'm quite content having fun working on these CRAZY projects. It's the only thing that makes me giddy like a little girl. :)
- I have a feeling they are fucking with you. by all means. do come back and laugh at me when that happens.pango
- Don't worry, I will... ;)********
- http://i.minus.com/i…pango
- emphor0
- Dee Brown baby! I had the original pumps, still like them...********
- Dee Brown baby! I had the original pumps, still like them...
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4 out of 6 participants are Adidas athletes... (Lilard, Wall, Barnes and McLemore) Expect some crazy concepts and retro dunks...
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PANGO knows what's up! Ballin'.... Time to start tweeting and texting my boys at Adidas...
- pango0
^ :D
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"This marks the first time in 26 years that three All-Stars are competing in the Sprite Slam Dunk. In the 1988 competition in Chicago, All-Stars Clyde Drexler, Michael Jordan, and Dominique Wilkins squared off, with Jordan claiming the crown in front of the hometown fans."
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- sublocked0
LMAO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO "DESIGN A DUNK" YOU COMPLETE PSYCHO...........hahahahahahahah...
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The thought that you even think you can "design a dunk" when you, yourself can't probably dunk is hilarious.
Better yet, the fact that you think tweeting "over 900 times" to these guys is going to reach them is hilarious. Are you 5 years old?
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That is me dunking and my "designed dunk" you fucktard!
#FIREBALLDUNK
- The "true full fireball" dunk is coming soon.. My boy "sik-one" is doing it...********
- #PATENTED********
- NOOOOO waYYY!!! OMG! you really lit that thing on fire?! WOW!pango
- LMAO what is that, an 8 foot rim? Fucking dork.sublocked
- 8.5 >>> #FLASHSTRINGNETDUNK // #FIREBALLDUNK!********
- How dare you disrespect! Cirquemedia is the FOREFRONT of creativity of our generation!!!pango
- The "true full fireball" dunk is coming soon.. My boy "sik-one" is doing it...
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A videogame'esque fireball dunk is simply using a flash string replica net (which I personally made and even knitted myself), adding a heat source, and when the ball hits the flash string net, you get a 15+ fireball.... I invented that shit and if you ever see it in the NBA dunk contest you ______ my big _______. So yes, I did invent a dunk and it will be online in the form of a real NBA player doing it or myself or a friend of mine dunking. NO ONE HAS EVER done a fireball dunk like this. It works and it is glorious...
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If you have a 3rd grade education, you can read about it on my site:
"#FlashStringNetDunk // #FlashCottonNetDunk: explosive and dynamic like Lebron, just add fire... A "videogame'esque fireballl" dunk is both possible and safe and I will prove it. I've already done one and it looks spectacular with minimal risk involved (if you use common sense). A ball lit on fire is boring, it must make contact with an explosive net // the force of the dunk combined with the fireball makes it "magically magnificent"... Flash string/cotton produces no smoke and burns incredibly fast and clean."
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The only reason I am using a mini-hoop is because I would probably get arrested if I use a full-sized net and burn down my condo with a 30 foot fireball.
- Ya totally man! i hear ya! wouldn't want he cop ruining the biggest thing of the future!!pango
- TheGreatGlorpo0
Isn't there a messageboard for OCD sufferers that you can post all this idiocy on? I'm starting to feel really uncomfortable about how immature you are. It's mind boggling what little self control you have.
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Isn't it!!! MIND BOGGLING!
- Oh pay no mind to them! they just don't GET IT! They don't know WHATSUP!!pango
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GreatGlorpo: "how immature you are..."... Coming from someone who's email is: (you hypocritical retard)
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What's wrong MrVomitMan!? Can't sleep... Sounds like you are anxious: "I don't know if they are mild panic attacks, or anxiety attacks, or just very focused bits of worry in a kind of vulnerable and exhausted/depleted state. It feels like weight pushing down, almost like I have to try and remember to breathe in my chest. Part of me thinks this happens because when I wake up at these times, I'm without all the distractions from during the day. I feel like my mind is targeting these thoughts that maybe I should be more serious about more often, because I can't switch to another topic or task in those moments.
There's a good group of you here, maybe someone has had a similar experience. I keep it to myself, but maybe someone has some advice. Thanks guys."
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Now follow me on pinterest VomitMan, you know you want to:
- won't lie to you.. that's an epic Pinterest board.bogue
- DREAMS AND LOVE!********
- MarleyMarl0
I want whatever drugs you're taking.
- bogue0
You're the best. Two favourite threads of the past 2 years.