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- cannonball19780
Going up to girls and whispering "Abracadabra" in their ear will make you 34% more attractive to them if you haven't interacted with them before.
Maintaining that percentage is the trick.
- ohhhhhsnap0
surround yourself w/ lucky people.
- see_thru0
Never stick your bellend in a girls ear in the library at school....
- chossy0
Always keep your mouth open when insulting a lady.
- scarabin0
never use cinnamon oil to anoint your muladhara
- ohhhhhsnap0
If you can't afford two of it, you can't afford it.
- omg0
If you want to make sure you do something, but you want to make sure you accomplish the task. Put it somewhere out in the open to make it easy, and ready for you to pick it up. Whether its reading a book or something that needs fixing. You will have a higher chance of accomplishing that task compared to having it hidden out of sight, which may lead to forgetfulness or procrastination.
- Wolfboy0
'Go fuck yourself'
- ohhhhhsnap0
Let go of grudges.
Nursing a grudge prompts your mind and body to react as if they're under chronic stress, increasing your heart rate and blood pressure and potentially resulting in an impaired immune system and exhaustion over time, according to a study in the journal Psychological Science. On the other hand, practicing empathy and forgiveness after you've been wronged makes you feel as if you're back in control, which keeps the body's stress responses in check. The next time you find yourself harboring ill feelings, repeat a stress-relieving mantra to yourself, such as, "Forgiveness makes me a happier and stronger person."
- ohhhhhsnap0
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ka…
going to try this for the next 30 days.
- robotron3k0
outlast the idiots.
- teh0
Shit the bed...Funniest advice I ever got from a QBNer. How to get rid of a girl you just wanted to hook up with.
- _me_0
"if you go paddling in murky water - wear your wellies."
my mum, when i was about 14.
- breadlegz0
Don't tell your child that a dinosaur has been munching on a tree in te garden. They don't sleep for a month.
- dasohr0
"Watch out where the Huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow." Zappa
- prophetone0
don't tell your aunt how to suck lemons