Decorating the office
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- eoin0
What about a glory hole in every bathroom cubicle... each month a different graffiti artist sticks their cock in it?
- I see some inherent difficulties with idea. Chief among which: girls aren't allowed in boys' toilets.Continuity
- In the girls' bathrooms too, of course.eoin
- Now we're talking.Continuity
- *begins practicing graffittiOSFA
- OSFA0
Sweet fiver!
Thanks
- eoin0
Taxidermy gypsies.
- fyoucher10
Get life-size 3D hologram wall decals made of your employees. As you walk down the space from the entrance, you see the folks animate doing a chain wave (breakdance move) through the hologram wall decal. When you're entering it does a chain wave to a company logo (entrance animation) or maybe even the front desk. When you leave, you see the hologram in reverse, perhaps chain-waving to a person holding the door open. Maybe there's a sensor that automatically opens the door as you walk along with the hologram, so it looks like someone is actually opening the door from you. When you leave, it plays Arnold Swartzenager, "Owl be back" and then a poster of a kid pops out from nowhere and says "Who's your daddy?". Alright no more, time to stop working.
- BrokenHD0
skate ramps1!
- meffid0
Decorate your orifice.
- OSFA0
Bump.
There must be something cool that you like from your office or ex-offices. C'mon lads!
- instrmntl0
Chalk wall.
- eoin0
Just make sure you really indulge yourselves. Don't feel guilty about any inequality in the world and just do the stupidest, most wastefully frivolous things you can imagine. Because, after all, you make the ads.