JOBS IMPOSTER
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- ETM0
*facepalm
- ********0
Doh
- flashbender0
^ did they decide to keep the photo of the wife he treated like shit out of the ashton kutcher spot becasue we don't want to talk about that?
- Demi?GeorgesII
- wow, someone's got their underwear crammed up their assholemonospaced
- not really, just tired of the cult of Jobsflashbender
- utopian0
Spot on impersonation
- dobre0
Lacks of that 70s sexy steamy sleaz Jobs had. Dude gotta start with growing his love handle.
- monospaced0
You mean this wife, flashbender?
- was he not referring to the mother of his child he claimed wasn't his for years. hm nice manfadein11
- flashbender0
yep, that's the one, the one he would not pay pay child support
'There was a time when Jobs actively fought the idea of becoming a family man. He had his daughter Lisa out of wedlock at age 23 and, according to Fortune, spent two years denying paternity, even declaring in court papers "that he couldn't be Lisa's father because he was 'sterile and infertile, and as a result thereof, did not have the physical capacity to procreate a child.'" Jobs eventually acknowledged paternity, met and married his wife, now widow, Laurene Powell, and had three more children. Lisa went to Harvard and is now a writer.'
- well, that was 1976 and they were married decades after thatmonospaced
- i_monk0
STOP BÅSHING JOBS YOU HATER DON'T YOU KNOW HE INVENTED THE INTERNET
- monNom0
who doesn't have an illegitimate child or two whom you refuse to support? I mean really, it's pretty common.
You can't make an Apple II without cracking a few eggs.
