CIA designer
- Started
- Last post
- 35 Responses
- hektor9110
i think im fit for action
- Amicus0
The drugs issue counts 80–90% of designers out. The medical and psychological evaluations rule out 80% of the remainder. Extensive background checks rule out a few of the remaining.... No wonder the CIA has such a bad website ;)
- Amicus0
I wonder if any rockstar designers are considering a career shift to secret agent designer?
- reanimate0
I like how their entire website is https
JUST BECAUSE
- 20020
So what can you post for portfolio?
- digdre0
Designer. James Designer.
- nb0
Important Notice: Friends, family, individuals, or organizations may be interested to learn that you are an applicant for or an employee of the CIA. Their interest, however, may not be benign or in your best interest. You cannot control whom they would tell. We therefore ask you to exercise discretion and good judgment in disclosing your interest in a position with the Agency. You will receive further guidance on this topic as you proceed through your CIA employment processing.
- reanimate0
In reality, the job probably consists of working in a damp government basement on an old computer with IE6 installed.
- LOLkgvs72
- God, I bet it's all IE 6.
On Win NT.mikotondria3 - Basically the IT Crowd but with more torture and less questions.ETM
- nb0
- akrok0
why do i think there will be a tons of PPT work. haha.
- CanHasQBN0
^ Yeah, but you can still tell people you work for the CIA.... Show them you're CIA ID..... but tell them you can't be specific about anything. That'd be rad.
- motherworm0
I could design that for you, but then I would have to kill myself.
- reanimate0
- that bond shot is insane.inteliboy
- I think that bond image is CG from one of the games.ETM
- It's from the new moviereanimate
- daniel craig has a smoker's face.ebertzjaw
- < Thats part of why he makes a great Bond. Looks tough and weathered.CygnusZero4
- Yes no bottoxs pleaseattentionspan
- If that's a photo, man, that's been processed then.ETM
- ha. that bond movie looks good, though.akrok
- sephil0
MI6 is also hiring, for the double agent designer out their...
https://www.sis.gov.uk/careers/r…
- CanHasQBN0
They say it's a design job, but they're really looking for the next secret assassin. They'll turn you into an emotionless killing machine. Are you ready?
- Amicus0
Now every jumped up agency will be asking for weapons, language, unarmed combat, offensive driving and covert skills training.
- Amicus0
PS. I can shoot, swear, pinch, flip the bird while overtaking, and sneak up on the missus and scare the living shit outta her. Look out world. My time has come!
- honest0
"Will you commit to this program?"
- omg0
you will have to give them your SS# and they will track you for up to one year.