Best girlfriend gift
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- prophetone0
this was long time ago... but i saved a special xmas gift for last for my wife and she was super excited, imagining it was something for our house or a cashmere sweater or something... she opens it up with great excitement which turns to utter disappointment in an instant, as i'm laughing my ass off she pulls out my new playstation...
- it was super funny, hahahaprophetone
- I don't know how some of you guys get wives.CanHasQBN
- i don't. she got up and left after that. never saw her again, now i'm a raging alcoholic looking at 40 yrs of loneliness.prophetone
- but i still have my parappa...prophetone
- lol, yeah no we're happily married, but to this day i get the stink eye around xmas time...prophetone
- Llyod0
A kick to the belly if she's pregnant.
- scarabin0
- http://upload.wikime…albums
- these things are rad but should be made of a softer materialscarabin
- boobs0
Give her something to make her think of you:
a vibrator.
- scarabin0
the new god of war is 2-player now...
just sayin'
- Frosty_spl0
In April I took my girlfriend to a resort where we had dinner, did outdoorsy stuff, wine tasting, etc.
In May for my birthday, she got me an unframed picture of us, probably costed $10.
- bliznutty0
put a diamond in her ass
- ohhhhhsnap0
she'll probably want to spend time away from YOU for a moment (and i mean that in the most nicest way possible) get her a sweet spa visit where she'll be pampered + massaged n' stuff, then pick her up in a limo (don't go too crazy on the limo type) and take her out to dinner at a 5 star, see a show.
something less fancy (you're on a budget):
take her out for a picnic, or go walking on the beach at dusk with some goodies in a basket.making over 150K, take her to the cosmos (see "Mars One" thread)
- dbloc0
PIITB
- ideaist0
- =think he's ready?ohhhhhsnap
- Damn right... ; )ideaist
- I haven't forgotten about sending you contractual stuff btw ohhhhhsnap... Soon... : )ideaist
- aw thanks buddy... i'm going to send you my email address. nice ring there btw.ohhhhhsnap
- Custom yo; best investment of my life... Close 2nd = Cervelo S1 Bicycle...ideaist
- ohhhhhsnap0
where do you live?
- CALLES0
- http://img10.imagesh…prophetone
- so wrongohhhhhsnap
- totally wrong. girls are all about the Dyson these days.CanHasQBN
- non0
Just bought tickets to Bon Iver's last tour date gig at Radio City Music Hall.
- inteliboy0
Holiday or experience of some sort. A memory. Sounds lame but true. Throw in an actual physical gift if you're rolling in dough.