If a man 3x your size...
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- zoozoo0
the guy will pound your head into the pavement until your skull cracks, giving you permanent brain damage even if you survive.
you have a family yourself.
- you never expressed the guy is a psychopath. you just claimed he was 3x your size.lvl_13
- i have created a "jump to conclusions mat". the problem is you are standing on the only safe spot. all other spots say "fail". make your point.lvl_13
- "fail"
make your point, or you have already leaped into a square.lvl_13
- scarabin0
apparently phil pfister, "world's strongest man", is 325 lbs.
for reference
- omg0
if he's charging at you, best you step out of the way first.
- scarabin0
or hold out a little red flag with an anvil behind it
- <locustsloth
- Get some bird seed, and a magnet, and a rocket, and..and....mikotondria3
- locustsloth0
IF:
• he announced his intentions to kill or severly injure you
• you made it clear that you would use deadly force if he proceeded ("stop or i'll shoot)
• you shot (or clearly attempted to shoot) him in a non-lethal area (shoulder, knee, etc)
you should be fine. Alter one or more of these factors and you'd have a harder time convincing the authorities and/or a jury that you had no other choice
- CanHasQBN0
I'd pull my dick out.
- prophetone0
- this is horrific. thanks for the night terror in three hours...CanHasQBN
- you'll love this then...
http://www.youtube.c…prophetone - ahhh super 16....zoozoo
- zoozoo0
thats is definetely some news.... today?
wait... what?
- omg0
- scarabin0
but first, roll for initiative
- BonSeff0
no i would turn and thank him, because he was charging at me becuase i left my wallet at the table after paying at 3x Your Size Bistro, and they are a honest joint who looks after their patrons, and I appreciate it, because we all know what a pain in the ass it is to get a new license, and that 3x man understood that too.
- zoozoo0
- neatprophetone
- this is horrific. thanks for the night terror in three hours...ETM
- sorry, it was too funny too pass up.zoozoo
- I'd shoot.mydo
- that thing cant hurt a fly let alone catch anyonemoldero
- this was a sarcastic posting to my own thread moldero, cmon now. this fella is harmless Im sure.zoozoo
- HAHAHA i know i knowmoldero
- shoot! shoot! shoot!pango
- Amicus0
Last minute step to the right and leave the leg out. His momentum sends him flying into a wall. Walk away while calling the amberlamps.
- randommail0
shoot him dead
then check to see if his peen is 3x bigger also
- zoozoo0
my topic is still hot....
- dbloc0
The bigger they are....