Running for pres.
- Started
- Last post
- 100 Responses
- ********0
I am a progressive platform for the people and against oppression.
I will , however, open the debate for torture to be added to our capital punishment system in certain circumstances.
- SteveJobs0
if the government properly engaged its people; made government more intersting and digestable to kids in school this wouldn't be an issue. no matter how good the intentions are of the person running for office, there's too much corruption and no good checks and balance system to deter that. empower the people.
- ********0
i dont listen to nonsense like that, steve.
enjoy your retirement.
- ********0
i will listen to your people empowerment ideas, i will devise a system using the internet where the peoples agenda will be pushed in front of the senate and the house daily. I will put a giant monitor in congess with the peoples agendas and my own agendas. I will have congressmen fired who do not support my agendas.
- ********0
who will fire them? the people.
- ********0
becauses i will follow them around and make them answer to the people by muscling them up.
yep, im prepared to punch congressmen in the face.
- ********0
i will only slap congresswomen.
open handed.
- ********0
and with our 24 hour congress going we will get a lot done.
i dont envision hitting anyone.
i hope.
- ********0
I think the late shift will be a ton more liberal, i dunno. But we need to hire more congresspeople.
- ********0
we need to double the amount of delegates for the night shift.
- ********0
and thats only the beginning of the influx of government jobs.
dont worry, we will begin taxing casinos to cover it.
- SteveJobs0
consider changing your middle name to 'Progress'. nobody will take you seriously otherwise.
promote your campaign accordingly.
- ********0
we will also tax the native american casinos.
sorry guys, honeymoon's over.
- ********0
oh and i will legalize regulated prostitution, and tax it heavily. This way we will not have to raise much taxes.
The key is creating industries that were previously hidden in shadow... and taxing it heavily.
- ********0
so you want your blow and hookers? prepare to pay.
- ********0
but you wont get your freedom tampered with.
- Fax_Benson0
Real people don't have any money for drugs and sex. You need to tax static wealth. 2nd swimming pools, private jets, unnecessary shoe collections, hunting, commissioned portrature, tanning salons, loucheness, ponies.
- ********0
as long as we can take the money from where it doesnt hurt , and put that to better the planet... i am all for it.
- ********0
forgiving all debts will help too.
- ********0
it is not a new practice to forgive debt. it's an ages old practice.