Today I saw...
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- benfal99
... a hipster with a fixie trying to climb a little hill but didn't manage to procure enough muscles power to push his fixie on top. His legs were shacking and he finished the run walking on the side of his bike.
That was hilarious. His face... you should have seen the shame on his face. The guy were all equiped like a perfect hipster should; fixie, tattos, mustache, little cap on his head... something like this:
- -AND YOU, WHAT HAVE YOU SEEN TODAY? :D
- fugged0
I saw someone walking their dog down the street with a sign hanging over its back that said, "Free Dog."
If that shit works, I'm making a "Free Kids" sign.
- ********0
does riding a bike make you morally superior to pedestrians and motorists?
- kona0
i saw a man reading a newspaper holding it with both hands while driving 70+ on the highway.
i don't even want to know what body part he was using to steer.
- Horp0
I saw a little gaggle of hipsters actually on the seafront cycle path on my journey home today. They also had all the trimmings... the fancy waxed moustaches, little pleated capri pant/lederhosen, Hungarian bobble socks, haircuts on sideways so they're peeping out from under a side burn while their fringe flaps about over one ear. One of them had replaced his eyebrows with a couple of glued-on plastic dolls arms. They were all gathered around watching intently as Heironymous, their chief hipster, attempted to put the chain back onto... not a fixie... but an ancient, tiny, girl's shopping bicycle. They were all laughing and jolly, full of joi de vivre. This little bit of misfortune had actually turned into a happening of sorts and they were all sharing in the emotional value of the collective experience.
I briefly entertained the notion of plowing into their throng on my cheap as fuck mountainbike and screaming violently to see what they did about it. But I didn't.
- comma missing after 'actually', in line one.Horp
- That's fucking great prose mate, you've cheered me immensely, please write more :)mikotondria3
- bjladams0
saw a guy on a motorcycle get a coffee to go.
- BonSeff0
- He's angry, but he's 'armless.Horp
- holly shit did you see him scale up the fucking counter? wow! spiderman, spiderman, got no arms, spiderman.kona
- Spins a web, no he don't, got no arms, just his feet LOOK OUT, here comes the spiderman.Horp
- What's he going to do...shoot you?BusterBoy
- only in Italymonospaced
- WOW!!!!Miguex
- and the cop just drives by.johnny_wobble
- Fax_Benson0
I saw some guy who kept staring at me as I struggled up the hill on my fixed gear bicycle. Real square looking fella. Didn't even have a moustache.
- pumpaction0
This morning, for the first time in almost 5 years, I saw my penis.
Thank you Jenny Craig !
- ntimm0
I saw 3 sponsors handing me respectively a business card, a menu and a fucking T-shirt so I could put their logo on a an event poster that i'm sending to print tonight.
