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- Discoboi92
when they wake up in the morning ...?
- moldero0
open the eyes
- dbloc0
go back to sleep
- CanHasQBN0
punch my dick to kill the boner.
- LOL wtf!Hombre_Lobo
- : )Discoboi92
- Hahaha!elahon
- hahaha!fugged
- I cut glass with mine.meffid
- Hombre_Lobo0
i get in my chariot and pull the sun across the sky.
- duhsign0
sing the balls deep song from the cleveland show.
- monospaced0
take a shit
- ....Discoboi92
- :DDiscoboi92
- and only then you get off the bedzaq
- CygnusZero40
Think of excuses to stay home from work, cross-checking it with previous excuses used.
- pink eyemonospaced
- Ooh shit I havent used that one yet.CygnusZero4
- it'll buy you days...they won't even want you around for awhilemonospaced
- Hmmm Ill have to save that for when a big videogame comes out.CygnusZero4
- CygnusZero40
I set the wheels in motion
Turn up all the machines
Activate the programs
And run behind the scenes- Id be shocked if anyone knew what this is from.CygnusZero4
- Without googling of course.CygnusZero4
- Rush, Prime MoverCanHasQBN
- woops.CanHasQBN
- cheating son of a bitchCygnusZero4
- locustsloth0
get out of bed, drag a comb across my head
- sublocked0
TURN MY SWAG ON
- CALLES0
if i am with a girl... i wake up... and try to have half drunk half sex with her... this is like at 4 am... then around 8 am i go for round 3 or four... but by then less drunk... or if i sleep the whole night i go for the fun fondles
- you can ask osfa she knowsCALLES
- and if you're not with a girl, you do the exact same thing with yourselfmonospaced
- oh yaCALLES
- dnoobie0
i go home
- set0
turn my alarm off usually
- registe0
bake.
- scarabin0
slap the snooze button
slap the snooze button again
sit and stare at the cat
light a cig, get bored with it half way through
take a shit
take a shower
walk around naked for a bit
finish the cig from earlier
wave my boner at the girl's face while doing the jaws theme
get dressed
go to work
- detritus0
weep.
- akrok0
same shit as yesterday!
- Dodecahedron0
down a half pint of whiskey and 3 valiums
- elahon0
Well this morning I almost broke my face as I went sprawling across the room in a mad dash to turn the alarm off at 4:30. My feet got tangled in the sheets and I fell into my wife's desk. In the pitch black.