Which would you choose?
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- kingsteven0
- the Twilight series would be worse.randommail
- hahascarabin
- kalkal0
I want 3. How do I collect it now?
- jetSkii0
#7 is the most valuable on the list giving me 1920 years of youthful good looks, not only making me the most valuable walking book in the world by the next generation, but also still pretty fuck-able for the opposite sex.
The problem is living those years flat broke. So I'll also need #3, the dog that shits gold coins out his ass. Where I can live those 1920 years peacefully with food, hookers and travel money. I'll be able to be anyone I want to be with all that ass coin. However if gold becomes worthless, I still think it'll be cool to have a dog that shits gold!
- abettertomorrow0
12. A magical item that creates magical items
- randommail0
Wait a sec. I missed #7 saying "invincible".
Like Superman invincible?
I want this, hands down.- the mario invincible music runs in your head the whole time, and you can't suicide.kingsteven
- just don't fall in the holemoldero
- jfletcher0
the food things would be great for the world.
The weather thing might totally destroy the world.
I'd eat all the chocolate and live to be 1000+done!
- nyc9390
9. A remote control that allows you and another person to change, superficially, into anyone you want; the effect lasts until you decide to revert.
Because its the only one that allow you to live forever
- kalkal0
invincible and youthful until the age of 160.
ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY NOT ONE THOUSAND.
Jesus.
- People should take this more seriously.kalkal
- but there's 12 pieces.jetSkii
- yeah but it states that you only live to 160, not that you can top it up with each piece.kalkal
- haha, wait a sec....jetSkii
- so what's the point of having 12 pieces when 1 would suffice?jetSkii
- a single pieces gives you 160 years. a double piece could also give you twice the price.jetSkii
- the other 11 are for loved onesscarabin
- (or for sale)scarabin
- though i imagine you could eat another when your time is almost upscarabin
- it'd be some nasty ass chocolate thoughscarabin
- haha! :)jetSkii
- identity0
great post Scarabin - i'd say #3
- randommail0
#6 is the worst.
- kalkal0
The clause for 6 should be organic, rather than living things. Otherwise you could reanimate the dead :P
- randommail0
#8
I'd first take that van into different bank vaults across the world.Then into Scarlett Johansson's bedroom.
- damm u took it before me!nyc939
- You'd only need a minute.kalkal
- with all that money Scarlett Johansson will come to you!nyc939
- I'd then take her to a deserted island. Drop her off where she would eventually develop Stockholm Syndrome.randommail
- nyc9390
8. A no fuel required, maintenance free, eight person van that can take you anywhere on the planet within one second.
and go visit banks all around the world...
- desmo0
3
- camer0
numero uno
- elahon0
3
- kalkal0
So, with number 3, would you be able to understand complex ideas without a foundation of knowledge on the fundamentals of a subject or would you need to start with a book on the basics and work up from there?
- GeorgesII0
(in the voice of Dr Orpheus)
ahahahah foooools,
there's no such thing as a free power,
there's always a price to pay.-
1. A pot that can produce 1,000 kilograms of any food a day.
- while vanishing the same amount of food from somewhere in the world.2. A bracelet that keeps weather perfect wherever you go and within a 250 kilometre radius.
- but exit the 250km radius and you will be met by tornadoes and hails storms3. A necklace that allows you to touch books and instantly absorb knowledge from them, without reading.
- permanently erasing this knowledge from the collective unconscious4. An unlimited bottle of perfume that will make you wildly attractive to the opposite sex (or same sex if you’re gay), which cannot be used on anyone you love.
- you will be constantly followed by a murder of crows, except when you are in the presence of the person you love. in her/his company, it will start raining cow manure.5. A watch that allows you to reverse time by a minute or less per day.
- making you 30 min younger every time you use it.6. A bell that when rang fixes any one object at a time, excluding living things, within a minute.
7. A chocolate bar, with twelve pieces, that makes anyone who eats a single piece invincible and youthful until the age of 160.
8. A no fuel required, maintenance free, eight person van that can take you anywhere on the planet within one second.
- but you have to travel through hell, literally.9. A remote control that allows you and another person to change, superficially, into anyone you want; the effect lasts until you decide to revert.
- erased warning on the back:
do NOT use near a newborn.10. An immortal dog that poops out one gold coin every time it goes to the bathroom.
- he also has to be kept on a strict fetus diet.
- Hombre_Lobo0
Such a cool thread!
I read the first post and knew it would be scara before I looked at who posted :)
- Hombre_Lobo0
I think 3.
The things you could do by learning everything everyone knows. Create the most effecient energy production, learn the most complex
physics in a second.But then you are limited by your mortality, which makes the chocolate bar appealing - you could leant a lot before you're 160.
And true immortality would be horrible.
- Knowing you have 160 youthful years could quite easily lead you to procrastinate a lotkalkal
- ha true!Hombre_Lobo