Immigration to Australia... ooerr
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- gpop
Not that it's happening... just yet!
But does anyone know of a good immigration lawyer/agent in London - one that can deal with a few bits of nonsense I need sorting out? Or know much on this?
had a search but they all look like filthy cheating whores wearing headsets in a data coms company! (thats how i saw their websites anyhow!)
ta.
- Horp0
Emigration.
- Thank you.asinomasimp1e
- oh jaysus. i read the thread title and i screamed this... now i can leave, thx.kingsteven
- Ancillary0
"they all look like filthy cheating whores wearing headsets"
You're going to fit right in down here mate- that quote is so true though. hot whores too!Hombre_Lobo
- A reference to the websites offering migration expertise rather than aussie lasses.. after all my lass is an aussie.. hold on! maybe your right!gpop
- dijitaq0
if i was born in australia, have australian birth certificate, would it be simple for me to get a working visa or permanent residence there??
- Ancillary0
Dijitaq, the simple answer is: no.
Apparently Australia is only for white people with lots of money. Lots of people are born here from foreign countries and the authorities quickly throw them into off shore detention centers and then send them "back to where they came from"
- gpop0
that'll be why!
doh!spent way to long on the immi.gov.au friking website to think im immi-ing
anyhow... i need a route into Melbourne and someone to help...
- Ancillary0
There're boats leaving from Indonesia weekly, I'm sure they can squeeze you in
- georgesIII0
Do it like a MAN
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SWIM
- autoflavour0
wait, your from london? just go and be like the 90% of other british and just overstay your visa indefinitely.
- and if the immigration dept do track u down eventually, just say "fuck off convict, i own your country"autoflavour
- love it!CodenameAM
- Firstly it's getting in thats the part...gpop
- getting in isnt hard, buy a ticket, go as a tourist. unless your a international terrorist, there is no problemautoflavour
- Amicus0
Working or student visa is the best bet, then marry your girl while you are here. That should do the trick, provided the two of you can stand each other for long enough. :)
- RIZ0
these guys are ok - I used them when I was in London...
http://www.1stcontact.com
- chilamont0
Are you British by birth and Caucasian? You're in luck...
- neue75_bold0
marry an aussie, fill out about a million forms, your golden..
- liamh0
... you may need them.
- gpop0
not in Melbs...
Nope - working and student visa are eerr... I'm just out of that age range! Going for the Defacto one at the mo - and yeah - stacks of shitty forms!
dang! Mary an aussie - are you fuking mad?? we live together and that's bad enough! ;)