"IT'S FUNKYGRAFFISH"
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- scarabin0
you can't possibly be retarded enough to think that thread bombing the site with your shit is appropriate when we've explicitly told you, in no uncertain terms, that that sort of behavior is unwelcome here.
even if your stuff was gold we'd still tell you to stop it because it's not the way things are done here (or anywhere else). so please, politely fuck off..
you'd think getting banned once already was enough of a hint.
- you know what you're doing wrong. stop it.scarabin
- so what if i post in one or two threads? is that spamming?********
- as long as it was relevant to the thread it might slide. self-promotion is looked down on herescarabin
- Pic of the Day thread is not the place to post a video.
One place will do for showing your work.********
- IRS0
is it time for a BRETT BASHING?
- we tried thatmonospaced
- yup, we failedmoldero
- failure is good. remember that. how else would anyone learn if they didnt fail.********
- says the man who constantly fails and never learnsFax_Benson
- showpony0
the fact that you don't get why your tactics suck is probably why you keep cranking out these abortions. you obviously can't take critique to get better or you'd stop spamming every thread. so lame, dude.
- scarabin0
will somebody please make me a mod so i can squash this fucking bug once and for all
- ********0
Ohh this dumb fucker is back. HELLO!
- identity0
the qbn equivalent to the westboro baptist church
- eating_tv0
What. The. Fuck. Is up with all the fucking retards thinking that making shit and calling it art is 'making art' and 'being creative'? The latter maybe true in a therapeutic kind of way, but if you haven't the faintest idea of what you are actually doing - it just isn't art. EVEN if making art without having an idea is the idea - it's art, but usually clever people with Art Academy diploma's under their belts come up with tried and tested shit like that. And you sir, seems not to be one of them. It's pointless dribble. And even if it weren't, you have already lost credibility and the possiblity of QBN love by being completely oblivious to what the hell spam is. Spammer.
- ********0
DEFINITION OF SPAM:
Real spam is generally e-mail advertising for some product sent to a mailing list or newsgroup.
IM SHARING...not advertising...and when it comes to art. their is no right or wrong way of doing art.
when will you ever know that. there is shit and there is gold and i respect that you say my work is shit. thats cool. im not butt hurt...and if its been tried, im not afraid of trying it again and again...
- fuck your definition, we told you what you're doing is not acceptablescarabin
- end of storyscarabin
- play by our rules or we will ban you. this site is a privilege, not a rightscarabin
- butt hurt™identity
- What you should do is dig through peoples work and motiona graphics, videography on this site from the...********
- Show recent work thread. Get some inspiration and try to become better.********
- then make one post in the 'Show some work thread' and let it be. If its good people will seek you out.********
- It'd be hard for someone like you to get butt hurt, given how wide your father has clearly stretched your anus.detritus
- dude, you have no respect... neither for this site nor for your craft.showpony
- seeessess0
DEFINITION OF CUNT:
Cristian_Guzman
You are one cocky bastard man, if only you realised how much you are not welcome here. Your work is not art, nor gold.
^ Up there, by the logout button, is the door. Please leave.
- ********0
I know this is going to be a tough pill to swallow, but try and keep an open mind about what I'm about to say.
Your work really isn't that good. This site is used by people who have been viewing, enjoying and creating artwork in professional environments for many years. Although we often behave childishly, we are no strangers to quality work. And when we do see quality work, we typical view it once and move on. We don't need to be reminded of it several times. What you are doing here may not seem to you like spam, but it is. I would like to mention that this sort of negative publicity isn't good for you. But it matters little as from the looks of it you stand little chance at getting paying work. What you have presented us appears to be nothing more than a ham fisted use of after effects to spice up what otherwise we be crappy home video. Try harder, and be more modest.
- i got you., well i totally understand, ive been a member of qbn for more than 5 years. so i wish i viewed the threads before, i would have known better. thanks betelgeuse.********
- i got you., well i totally understand, ive been a member of qbn for more than 5 years. so i wish i viewed the threads before, i would have known better. thanks betelgeuse.
- detritus0
s'ok, one day soon QBN will regain its modding ability, then we can never hear any more of this talentless egoist gimp, Cristian Guzman.
In other news — have people started defiling this fuckwit's name on other boards yet? Surely we're there now, right?
- Google is both your friend and, hopefully soon too, your enemy, Guzman, you sad little cocked anal prober.detritus
- well, id love to see your work.********
- I'm hardly sticking it on your fucking face, am I you slithering self- aggrandising gonad-suckling fucknugget?detritus
- Neither am I sticking it in your face.detritus
- i still want to see it though. im asking.********
- Sadly, you're no one to ask.detritus
- ********0
"i cry about links i don't like on a public forum i have a choice to participate in and pay nothing for the right to do so"
- average qbn regular
- ernexbcn0
Cristian Guzmán pendejo, a nadie le interesan tus putos videos, y menos cuando los pones en cada hilo.
Cock juggling thundercunt.
- no one gives a shit about you either. and that doesnt change anything.********
- I'm not pestering each thread on QBN with my shitty videosernexbcn
- so you are saying you make shitty videos? cuz if you do, thats your point of view. you never know, i may like them.********
- I'd save you from that injury. You should save us from seeing yours too.ernexbcn
- OR at least just post them on the vid of the day thread but not every day FFSernexbcn
- no one gives a shit about you either. and that doesnt change anything.
- ********0
- achievement unlocked!ernexbcn
- i like it. nice work bro.********
- thanks, I actually paid some mexicans to do it.ernexbcn
- lolmonospaced
- emphor0
Why aren't the QBN police arresting this guy?
- It's an attempt to bring the splintered shards of community together against one enemy. Quite clever.detritus
- cuz im not doing anything wrong...it says there PUBLIC VOICE...im the public...********
- i think this boy may be clinically retardedscarabin
- "public" does NOT mean "just do whatever the fuck you want"scarabin
- h aha, ur right********
- moldero0
^ he seems impervious to our bullets
- scarabin0
i can only imagine what a conversation is like with this guy in person.
guy: "hey buddy, you know where i co–"
guzman: "HAVE YOU SEEN MY LATEST DUMP?"
*pushes photograph of turd in guy's face*guy: "huh? i'm looking for a–"
guzman: "HAVE YOU SEEN MY LATEST DUMP?"
*pushes photograph of turd in guy's face*guy: "look, if–"
guzman: "HAVE YOU SEEN MY LATEST DUMP?"
*pushes photograph of turd in guy's face*guy: "oka–"
guzman: "HAVE YOU SEEN MY LATEST DUMP?"
*pushes photograph of turd in guy's face*
- fadein110
I think in this case the guy may be retarded so perhaps go easy. The video reminds me of an exhibition I saw years ago called "art of the insane".
- ********0
so just wanted everyone to know. yes. i may be nuts, but at the same time im so motivated to make it, so regardless of what you all say, im gonna make it, and one day you are all gona say, damn, we used to talk shit to "cristian guzman" that guy is so fucking dope. and ill just come back to qbn and say. hey, i love you guys, you guys made me. thanks! so thank you!
- see the thing is, spamming design forums is a 100% sure fire way of making sure YOU DONT MAKE ITautoflavour
- any future employer who was around QBN at this time will just laugh in your face as they tell you to FUCK OFFautoflavour
- If you are going to make, you need to stop going backwards.autoflavour
- ur right. but i also have to keep doing what im doing, im only gonna get better.********
- goodbye Cristian, enjoy the fame.seeessess
- You're not 'nuts', just socially-inept to the point of slight autistic retardation.
Delusional, too.detritus - dude, we're all about you continuing to make shit and get better... we're not all about you populating every thread w/ every test you do... obvi...showpony
- you're not nuts, you're retarded. and why would we ever have anything good to say about you? we don't even like your work, let alone youscarabin
- alone youscarabin
