Lethal british kids
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- desmo0
I lived in London for 2 years (originally from Toronto, Canada) and I never felt like I was in danger while walking the streets.
Sorry to hear about your misfortunes. Interesting defence mechanisms btw.
- slappy0
Did you have shoes on?
- ********0
lmao
"i got out of that situation my pissing uncontrollably on the ground and saying i'd infect them."
- hahah I once did that to a group of fucking blacks********
- ooo racist!slappy
- chilamont was about to get his butt kicked so he pee'd everywhere lol********
- if that doesn't some up the posters personality, i don't know what does.********
- no, I put my hands down my pants and grabbed some crap and then was like here touchie touch you degenerates!********
- lmao********
- hahah I once did that to a group of fucking blacks
- ********0
you cannot go looking like one of those homo dudes from like fucking Blur and shit... those 14 year olds will take you out, they can smell fear!~!~~~
Like this dude: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dam…
or like #3
- ********0
culprits?
- exactlyrandommail
- is this lethal??Pixter
- nice track suits girls....lolmarychain
- ********0
tell them your mom and dad are both related to Darth Vader. Show them this picture
- benfal990
next time, put on that album and just fist fight like a man.
- randommail0
next time...
- randommail0
- is that Tom Green?********
- from my 9 months in the OctogonAncillary
- is that Tom Green?
- ********0
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- Projectile0
Yeah I whip my cock out every time people flash a sharp cutting tool at me.
THE FUCK??!
ok seriously, the chav kids are by far the worst thing about this country. They just get a finger-wagging and a stern talking-to if caught stabbing a pregnant woman outside a police station! The only good for of defence against them is nonchalance. And a smile. Just act as if they're sweet kids throwing snowballs at you so laugh and run away.... despite how tempting it is to kick their little fucking chav heads in. Seriously, if you do... YOU will end up in the slammer. No joke. This is why they keep doing it... cos they know everyone's too scared of them and the law to retaliate
I'm fairly liberal, but when it comes to this I get so right-wing I make Glenn Beck look like Ghandi
- Juanmonk0
Ha! I had a dream the other night where I whipped my cock out and pished like a fountain during an accosting from a group of youths. I had no idea what it it was all about till I revisited this thread. You'll be pleased to know they took a soaking!
- maikel0
This would be somehow relevant if truth.
I'm sorry but I don't buy that shit that you urinated your way out of a fight.I lived here for about 5 years, a little more I think and never a fight. Not even when I wanted to.... and def I don't look like Stallone...
- kalkal0
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- haha yes! I was looking for this too.WhiteFace
- 17:00 hahahaWhiteFace
- likemikotondria3
- wckd0
Me and my friend got mugged once in London (Surrey Quays) by ~7 rascals with at least one knife, a couple telescope batons and angry faces. We were just coming back from spending our last cash on a few bottles of rum etc. and only had some coins left. They took our coins, walked me to the ATM where I proved that I "didn't know the pin" so the thing ate the card. Then they took our phones and told us to sod off. Little fockers didn't seem too bright (never asked for my Omega watch or the booze we had with us) so I thought it was worth the try and asked for our coins/phones back saying we were just visiting UK as tourists and it was all we had. 5 minutes and a handshake later we went our way with all our belongings (minus the bank card the ATM ate).
