Not got wife enough stuff
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- dMullins0
My lady and I decided to not get each other anything again this year, so I got her a $400 sapphire necklace. Works every time.
- seeessess0
Bought my wife perfume and some GHD hair straighteners (she wanted them). Also got her a couple of other things she'll like. I'm going shopping for a Mitsubishi Evo X FQ-360 for myself.
- Hench0
She gave you a fucking list?
Laminate it, wrap it up and give it back to her.
- WhiteFace0
NEVER by your girlfriend an exercise video, even if they looked like they really wanted it when the advert was on TV, Never.
- intVal0
Your wife gives you lists? what a tool.
- cannonball19780
be mad that she didnt get what you wanted. boom youre even.
*notices im still single*
- ETM0
- JSK0
- Leave NOW! It's your only chance. Go as quick and quietly as possible.capn_ron
- Are all women 5 year old kids?drgz
- no offense, but i'd have laughed in her fucking face, walked her over to the nearest door, then slammed it in her facescarabin
- ... mojo was op doodskingsteven
- chilamont0
NO SEX FOR YOU!
- Glitterati_Duane0
I don't know what the big deal is about lists. My wife and I only really get to shop at Christmas and for birthdays so when they roll around we can never remember all of the things we wanted to buy throughout the year. She gives me a list and I give her one. For instance I wanted Call of Duty when it came out but I didn't have the cash so my wife is getting it for me for Christmas. We mostly use the lists as a guideline of stuff we know each other wants but then buy a few surprises so that it's still interesting. The money is all coming from the same place with us though so it might be different.
- CALLES0
i thought he'd come out of his bunker
- CALLES0
poor guy
- ernexbcn0
He's dead.
- Hombre_Lobo_20
She gave you a list and you ignored it? How very thoughtful for you. She's clearly a lucky lady!
- CALLES0
Imagine the Conversation
Mojo: Baby... We gotta talk
Mangina: What wrong? you need the addresses to get me all the things on the list?
Mojo: No, not really. I mentioned The little list you gave me to my internet friends... and well, well they didn't think it was that cool for you to do that
Mangina: you DID WHAT?!?!
- CALLES0
YOU CAN'T DO US LIKE THIS!