Not got wife enough stuff
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- ernexbcn0
He's dead.
- CALLES0
Imagine the Conversation
Mojo: Baby... We gotta talk
Mangina: What wrong? you need the addresses to get me all the things on the list?
Mojo: No, not really. I mentioned The little list you gave me to my internet friends... and well, well they didn't think it was that cool for you to do that
Mangina: you DID WHAT?!?!
- brandelec0
Christmas morning...
Mojo: it's a kindle!
Mangina: oh. that's nice. is that my list on the screen?
Mojo: *harakiri*
- marychain0
Mojo: it's a kindle!
Mangina: oh...you're so sweet...you got me a Kindle AND the stuff I asked for...what a lucky Mangina I am!!!!
Mojo: well.....the thing is....... ( *moves closer to oven)
Mangina: I don't even like reading that much....but it will make me look smart inside my new oversized Louis Vuitton bag
Mojo: about that...erm....( *turns on gas)
Mangina: ...and won't it look cute carrying it with my new bracelet?
Mojo: *sticks head it oven
- marychain0
Office Peoples: Hey!..How was your Holiday?
Marychain: Pretty fuckin great...I made fun of this bloke on the internetz that bought his wife a Kindle...LOLZ!!!
Office Peoples: o_O
- CALLES0
THERE YOU ARE MOJO! WHAT HAPPENED?
- Mojo0
Pyjamas. Didn't. Fit.
- CALLES0
... hopefully HOPEFULLY... they were too big and not too tight
- moIdero0
doghouse?
- brandelec0
Mojo is currently wearing new pyjamas with kindle in hand.
- CALLES0
TOO BIG! IT IS
2:30
- utopian0
Is Mojo dead?
- Miesfan0
Pijamaaaaas? and then... TOO BIG?...my god.
(There will be not) Next time lingerie, and 2 sizes smaller.
- dMullins0
My lady and I decided to not get each other anything again this year, so I got her a $400 sapphire necklace. Works every time.