chinatown, why
- Started 15 years ago
- Last post 15 years ago
- 54 Responses
- FantasticPower
i goto a small restaurant in chinatown with a chinese accomplice.
we get seated, and get served two completely different menus. i ask why but the waiter snubs me. i insist that i get the 'real' menu, waiter says no. an argument ensues and i'm asked to leave. i don't get it. apparently it's common for white people to get a different menu. wtf.
- drgz0
There is "chinese food", which is the american creation, which you are used to, and there are boiled bull cocks and full fish with head dishes which is real chinese food, just accept it next time
- cannonball19780
Are you chinese? No. Stay out of chinatown, Bok Wai.
- Douglas0
couldn't you just look at your friends menu and have him order for the both of you in chinese?
- bigtrick0
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- bigtrick0
basically, you got SERVED.
- randommail0
just order the General Tso's Chicken
- ok_not_ok0
Go to a vietnamese restaurant.
- bigtrick0
wait, you made an account just to make this thread?
- pinkfloyd0
There's two sides to every story. I bet you're a douche bag to cause a scene, and have it escalate to being kicked out of a restaurant. Fuck you. I go to chinese restaurants all the time with people of all races without any problems. I think you were just being a twat over a menu.
- there are no races besides the human race you ignorant! :)********
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- there are no races besides the human race you ignorant! :)
- cannonball19780
Sorry what I said before wasn't helpful. You have to pull your eyelids sideways and say "Me rike reaw chinaman menu". The chef should come out and bow low.
- randommail0
Where's Peter Chao when you need him.
- ********0
what waiter thinks of round eye:
- dont think ive ever seen a farmers tan body hair line before. i want that hat asap.formula
- stoplying0
Just calm down and don't fight with waiters. They already hate you BEFORE you start asking to see this and that. Have beer...relaxz
- autoflavour0
and you probably wonder why your soups always taste a liitle bit like urine
- ********0
It's just Chinatown kid, accept it.
- TheBlueOne0
So there's this guy Walsh, do you understand? He's tired of screwin' his wife... So his friend says to him, "Hey, why don't you do it like the Chinese do?" So he says, "How do the Chinese do it?" And the guy says, "Well, the Chinese, first they screw a little bit, then they stop, then they go and read a little Confucius, come back, screw a little bit more, then they stop again, go and they screw a little bit... then they go back and they screw a little bit more and then they go out and they contemplate the moon or something like that. Makes it more exciting." So now, the guy goes home and he starts screwin' his own wife, see. So he screws her for a little bit and then he stops, and he goes out of the room and reads Life Magazine. Then he goes back in, he starts screwin' again. He says, "Excuse me for a minute, honey." He goes out and he smokes a cigarette. Now his wife is gettin' sore as hell. He comes back in the room, he starts screwin' again. He gets up to start to leave again to go look at the moon. She looks at him and says, "Hey, whats the matter with ya. You're screwin' just like a Chinaman!"
- ********0
why don't you eat chicken wings like normal people?! muahahaha!...
