Another Nasa Announcement
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- doublespaced0
- omg what a great flick. esp the part where the aliens sing that all around the world jazz tune.prophet
- well it was rad when i was like 11prophet
- oh dude, I saw it a couple of months ago and, well, it's still rad!doublespaced
- great great movie up until the part where they arrive on that spaceship. that part sucks.mg33
- ok_not_ok0
Oil in Mars.
- dbloc0
We are the aliens.
- ernexbcn0
They found a new form of life that can live from arsenic, here on earth in California, that completely changes what we think about life.
So yeah, no UFOs or little green men yet.
I WANT TO BELIEVE.
- CALLES0
Maybe they just saved a lot of money on their car insurance
- dbloc0
- I'd hit it.born1978
- puddipuddihonestIy
- calles already diddoublespaced
- born19780
They've discovered that God indeed DOES exist and that he's in a new planet in another solar system, sitting on a chair, jerking off to Mary Poppins, while eating a strawberry pop tart.
Meanwhile on Earth, Kellogg's stock just rose 9000% percent and churches are now serving pop tarts at communion.
- epic_rim0
they probably found some kind of wavelength of energy or some such nonsense coming from the Zandor sector that may or may not be similar to some kind of particle here on earth and BREAKING NEWS there is a possibility that life may have had the opportunity to exist 13 billion years ago somewhere really fucking far away hide yo kids hide yo wife.
- georgesIII0
They're finally going to come clean and say that they are sorry to have built their entire space programs with the help of nazis.
nahhhhh, probably what TBO said
- instrmntl0
They found a new dot in one of their 3 billion dollar telescopes.
- TheBlueOne0
Probably some sort of heat signature in a fissure on one of Saturn's moons that may or may not perhaps indicate the possibilty of maybe some sort of biological activity, but they won't really have anything conclusive until they can get another probe to go there and get results by 2038 or something.
I bet it'll be something like this.
- CALLES0
They found Thundera?
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- jetSkii0
<em>from nasa:</em>
after careful analysis, we have examined excrement samples collected from the surface of the planet Mars and now believe that miniature cats inhabit the planet. Full news conference at 12pm tomorrow.
- Knuckleberry0
Heard from a friend yesterday that they found an atmosphere comparable to Earth on one of Saturn's moons.
This may be the announcement, maybe not.
- No, just a very tenuous atmosphere that includes oxygen & CO2, not 'proper' atmosphereNonEntity
- orrinward0
Alderaan didn't actually get destroyed?
- pinkfloyd0
A colony of hot chicks!