Another Nasa Announcement
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- pinkfloyd0
A colony of hot chicks!
- orrinward0
Alderaan didn't actually get destroyed?
- Knuckleberry0
Heard from a friend yesterday that they found an atmosphere comparable to Earth on one of Saturn's moons.
This may be the announcement, maybe not.
- No, just a very tenuous atmosphere that includes oxygen & CO2, not 'proper' atmosphereNonEntity
- Pixter0
T - 2h ?
- jetSkii0
<em>from nasa:</em>
after careful analysis, we have examined excrement samples collected from the surface of the planet Mars and now believe that miniature cats inhabit the planet. Full news conference at 12pm tomorrow.
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- CALLES0
They found Thundera?
- TheBlueOne0
Probably some sort of heat signature in a fissure on one of Saturn's moons that may or may not perhaps indicate the possibilty of maybe some sort of biological activity, but they won't really have anything conclusive until they can get another probe to go there and get results by 2038 or something.
I bet it'll be something like this.
- dopepope0
How boring is it to announce that what they already claimed to be infinitely big is now 3x bigger.
- instrmntl0
They found a new dot in one of their 3 billion dollar telescopes.
- georgesIII0
They're finally going to come clean and say that they are sorry to have built their entire space programs with the help of nazis.
nahhhhh, probably what TBO said
- honestIy0
i saw something on discovery or history channel that stated if the milky way were the size of a speck of sand, the viewable universe would extend past mars.
- epic_rim0
they probably found some kind of wavelength of energy or some such nonsense coming from the Zandor sector that may or may not be similar to some kind of particle here on earth and BREAKING NEWS there is a possibility that life may have had the opportunity to exist 13 billion years ago somewhere really fucking far away hide yo kids hide yo wife.
- born19780
They've discovered that God indeed DOES exist and that he's in a new planet in another solar system, sitting on a chair, jerking off to Mary Poppins, while eating a strawberry pop tart.
Meanwhile on Earth, Kellogg's stock just rose 9000% percent and churches are now serving pop tarts at communion.
- dbloc0
- I'd hit it.born1978
- puddipuddihonestIy
- calles already diddoublespaced
- pizzafire0
while you're waiting:
- CALLES0
Maybe they just saved a lot of money on their car insurance
- pinkfloyd0
"According to Yale's Professor Pieter van Dokkum, who led the research, the discovery also increases the estimate for the number of planets in the Universe and therefore greatly increases the likelihood of life existing elsewhere in the cosmos."
Don't need a Yale degree to know that.