Third World Problems
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- pinkfloyd
I was held at knife point while shopping for groceries today.
- mcmillions0
My plumber was killed by a gang and I ran out of plastic bags to poop in :(
- JSK0
Cool story bro
- pinkfloyd0
Had to swim to work today due to a massive tsunami.
- meok0
I ate my cat yesterday, now I have no cat.
- duckofrubber0
water
- mcmillions0
i tried to tivo s#*! my dad says but then i remembered i live in malawi
- lolbigtrick
- alright i already feel guilty for indulging in this threadmcmillions
- hahahaiCanHasQBN
- ukit0
Couldn't access Facebook
- ...no computer or electricityduckofrubber
- no handsbigtrick
- lol @ no handsmeok
- lolpinkfloyd
- bigtrick0
tried to tell a joke to my mate but remembered my tongue is swollen due to sarcoma. then realized mate is deaf due to measles. problem solved.
- utopian0
Watching the villagers getting eatin by lions makes me hungry.
- pinkfloyd0
Should there be a animal world problem thread?
- OP310
Watching lions getting eatin by villagers makes me hungry
- OP310
Watching lions getting eatin by villagers makes me hungry
- bigtrick0
so hungry. ate my hands off. now i can't facebook. fml
- plash_two0
third world problems are more like, i can't find clean water..
- whereRI0
shit this confused me for a second. thats third world no?
- maikel0
@big trick,
even with hands most of the time in 3rd world there's no inet around... or computers, or electric power...- ^bigtrick
- now do you seebigtrick
- darn!
unfair! ducksofrubber posted that comment after i posted! (1st world problem indeed)maikel - Actually, no. I was first.duckofrubber
- duckofrubber was first by a long shot.bigtrick
- LordOfAnimalshire0
First time here.
- MrMackem0
No food.
Had to eat the dog.
- LordOfAnimalshire0
Dog or cat is not a pet.
- pinkfloyd0
I saw zombie jesus walk on water today.
- <regret this postpinkfloyd
- it's cool man, it happens to all of usmcmillions