What is the first thing you do when you get to the office?
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- maikel
This is what I do.
What do you other QBNrs do?
- goldieboy0
I ask my bitch (pictured below) to make me a coffee...
- ItalianStallion0
Mate?
- mydo0
i write a list of things i need to do.
- ORAZAL0
I smile of course
- neue75_bold0
turn on the lights and the heaters...
- PIZZA0
Read RSS feeds, QBN, Reddit until 11ish
- aanderton0
Sit down, turn on my computer, then go for an eight hour shit.
- nadanada0
step 1. turn on imac.
step 2. make toast.
step 3. eat toast, begin reading qbn.
step 4. begin work around 1pm.
- i_monk0
Feed the gimp.
- scarabin0
"it promoted proliferation of oral cancer cell lines at certain concentrations."
&
"yerba mate consumption has been associated with increased incidence of bladder, esophageal, oral, squamous cell of the head and neck, and lung cancer."
you're drinking cancer-causing tea?
- oh damns, i guess you don't eat bacon either, nor have a sunbath...maikel
- monoblanco0
Maikel boludo pasame el mate.
- mas repeto pedazo de maraca; que es eso de boludo!maikel
- vitamins0
I first turn on the lights, the pc, eat breakfast, sign on meebo, check facebook, twitter, qbn, hsbc, etrade, email, gmail
- brandelec0
switch lights on
unload wallet, phone, keys on desk
grab a coffee in the kitchen
have a smoke with colleague
- acrossthesea0
Reminds me of this joke from the joke thread:
Worker: *Strolls in at 10*
Supervisor: "Hey you should have been here at 9!"
Worker: "Why? What happened?"
- moldero0
Bob Slydell: You see, what we're trying to do is get a feeling for how people spend their time at work so if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Bob Slydell: Great.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour.
Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
Peter Gibbons: You see, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Bob Porter: Don't- don't care?
Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's another thing, I have eight different bosses right now.
