Pick Up Line of the Day
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- 74LEO
Ok! Lets hear your best pick-up line!
Wanna go out for pizza and sex?
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No? What? You don't like pizza?
- blogger0
Is your father a theif?
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Why?
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Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes
- blogger0
Try this on a waitress:
I know you get hit on a lot by other guys here, but I was wondering if you could meet me at the park this Saturday, and I can ask you out then?
- Mr_Right0
Seen any good books lately?
- Mr_Right0
Can I buy you a car?
- Ruffian0
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
- CALLES0
you may not be the prettiest girl i have gone out with. but i would still like to take you on a date
- ernexbcn0
baby let's unite from our voiding organs
- kgvs720
Are you into chess? Cause I think you've just met your match.
- ********0
are you tired? cuz you been running through my head all day.
are you wearing space panties? cuz your ass is from out of this world.
when the answer is; "no sorry".
don't be sorry, be happy someone asked you.
- CALLES0
nut honeslty... who goes out on dates?
- drgz0
nut honeslty -- my next username
- rodzilla0
How much does a polar bear weigh?
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....Enough to break the ice.
- ohhhh, nice one. then what do I say?capn_ron
- i dunno, I was always drunk when i used it. always worked though to get some convo going.rodzilla
- or wearing some random ass t-shirt that means nothing usually did the trick too....rodzilla
- well, i'm trying this one out this week. I'll keep you posted.capn_ron
- SrSamaurai0
"you look like you use a good fucking"
- could use lol oopsSrSamaurai
- works both ways, with or without the "could"capn_ron
- how weird. i didnt notice the error. i never do. i just read it normally. only time i notice people's errors is when********
- they point them out.********
- utopian1
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because your face is really fucked up.
- that's a top 100 right there.zenmasterfoo
- WINNER!capn_ron
- HAHAHA.bigtrick
- LOLmoldero
- LOLiCanHazQBN
- liamh0
A.S.L
- wademd0
The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn
- Mex_Kubrick0
Let me beat up them panties
- goldieboy1
"Think of a number between 1 and 10. You lose - take all your clothes off!"
