Stuff my wife says
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- sneakybadger0
I would do this but can never remember the stuff she says....
- prophet0
"i don't give a rat's ass."
- akrok0
"i saw the way she looked at you!"
- prophet0
"never mind what's in this kate spade bag."
- prophet0
"is there a special reason why you need six drum machines?"
- ...where do you start !?mikotondria3
- by nodding and backing out of the room...prophet
- haha.akrokdesign
- LOLHAYZ1LLA
- RoyBoyII0
so when is the divorce settlement happening?
- RumperChunk0
What gets me the most is when she doesn't say anything... When she looks at me and shakes her head... Sometimes she'll start crying too.. That's special...
- Douglas0
i will sit here quite until she says something, then type whatever it is and post it...
"can you do me a favor, i wanna put something on your computer desktop to check the color on this..."
pretty exciting stuff.
- dirtydesign0
blah blah blah
blah blah BLAH
BLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
- pumpaction0
My mother is coming from Paris to stay with us for two weeks, is it ok with you ?
- "sweet. oh i forgot to tell you, my bro from college is bunking up w/ us while he's in town looking for work..."prophet
- pumpaction0
"maybe you could let me drive, once we're on the highway?"
- Just tell her she can shift...
*winkETM - there's no way in hell i'm letting mine drive. i don't know how those dudes always in the passenger seat do it.Douglas
- They're drunk.pumpaction
- Just tell her she can shift...
- ali0
It's quite pleasing to see that men actually listen and remember stuff their wife says.
- of course. but survival depends on how well we can pull off the 'stare and nod'.prophet
- 'stare and nod' , ha ha ha. so true.neandersthal
- i just look at the computer screen and every once in awhile say "yeah... i know.. uhhuh... ha..."Douglas
- ali0
- trooperbill0
her "what do you want for lunch"
me "pasta?"
her "i dont want pasta"
me "then why fucking ask me"
- ukit0
- Maaku0
Are you married to this guy's father?
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays…
"See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested."
- fooler20
take my wife... please
- JSK0
"Could you let me know which Leica you like so I can get it for you?"
- your life has one track now doesn't it, a red circular trackbigtrick
- Now THAT is a quote..!RumperChunk
- gfy. kindly.canuck
- brandelec0
"What time does the adult store close?"