Stuff my wife says
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- Rand0
*dogeared
- ApeRobot0
classic
- RumperChunk0
"You're as much use as a Nat's Chuff.."
- 2 questions:
What's a Nat?
What's a Chuff?CyBrain - A nat is a very small fly, and a chuff is a vagina..RumperChunk
- Gnat.chalk
- A Gnats chuff is actually quite useful to a gnat. The expression is "Tight as a gnats chuff!" anyway.HAYZ1LLA
- 2 questions:
- necromation0
1. Fuck my life...
2. Eat a dick man!
3. it goes alright
- WeLoveNoise0
her: Lets do something ? i'm bored
me: Ok cool, give me 10 mins to wrap this up
her: FFS, your always on that just put it away
me: christ i said give me 10 mins to finish a conversation then we can do anything you want
her: thats not my point, your always fuckin on it................................... blood begin to boil
me: your always playing scrabble on your fuckin iphone or watching shite on tv and you dont see me fuckin moaning about it. You think i like watching your crappy fucked up kardashan family, who i've never heard off do the exact same moaning as your doing right now?
................................... uncomfortable silence
me: right done, what you fancy doing then, cinema, park.......?
her: dont wana do anything with you
me: fine, i'm off to pub then, give me a call when you've come to your senses- shes definitely the one thoughWeLoveNoise
- thanks for reminding me that being single for a while is not so badernexbcn
- really not that bad
your get it in any relationship i reckonWeLoveNoise
- ghandolf0
Me:
"Wouldn't this look nice on our porch, hun?"
Her:
"It'll look even nicer out by the curb."
- BusterBoy0
1. Are you in?
2. Good night
3. Is that all?Jumble those three around in any order you like.
- Peter0
"I'm a ball, I want to throw up"
Uttered while playing with my testicles
- SrSamaurai0
Can you PIITB?
- Rand0
grim stuff
- WeLoveNoise0
her: what you want for dinner?
me: dunno
her: fuck me - make a fuckin decision for once in your life
me: ok fine, i want sauagae and mash
her: aahhhh i dont really feel like that tonight
me: then go fuck yourself cos i'm cooking sausage and mash now- This is marriage. Being goaded into being the one who decides what you both don't want so that "it's your fault", whatever that is.mikotondria3
- Where shall we eat ? I dunno.
JUST - DECIDE. Fine, fine - Chinese. Really ? We always do what YOU want, don't we ?mikotondria3 - how did you know we eat chinese all the time!!!
its marriage but i like it anf its lil bullshit argumentsWeLoveNoise - I always get the "why dont you think of something" routineFallowDeer
- "you can't think of anything either!! Don't have a go at me, you're just as bad !"mikotondria3
- oey0
A friend of mine once made that question among friends, someone replied:
Normally I put a sock in your wife's mouth, so I don't know about stuff your wife says...- everybody laughed and unless the first one, he hit the second, and we had to hold him back!oey
- that's a good reply though. cheers!zenmasterfoo
- mikotondria30
No, I won't ever blow you again so stop torturing yourself.
Why can't you just put the vacuum round once in a while and do the laundry, you do get to stay home, after all.
- ifeltdave0
your wife: I'm leaving you
- drgz0
lets post pics of your wives