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- mpark
I hate the side effects,I am constantly getting chlorine rash and swimmer's ear and my body feels too dry no matter how much lotion i put on, that said swimming is like the greatest thing that mankind has invented. I can't get enuff!
- fooler20
chlorine or salt water pools?
- obviously salt water since he's getting chlorine rashmonospaced
- iCanHasQBN0
i think you're putting crack tablets in your pool.
- juhls0
"swimming is like the greatest thing that mankind has invented"
oh dear.
- Dodecahedron0
drink more water and swim in a lake or ocean
- whereRI0
i have the same problem, i get so itchy i wanna peel myself with a potato peeler. i find the only thing that works is shower immediatly on exiting pool then when u get home, put a fk load of vitamin e oil in a bath and soak in it a while.
- i don't have time to take a bath every time i go swimming but i think i could to that once a week. i wonder if that will help..mpark
- hmmm maybe, or take some vit E oil to the pool. i get so itchy i get angry with people all day if i dont have a oil bath. fk thats so gay. pfftwhereRI
- gay. pfftwhereRI
- GET A ROOM YOU TWOseeessess
- Fax_Benson0
you need to cover yourself in fat or lard. Keeps the chlorine off your skin. And wear a rubber hat, but line it with flour, so that your head doesn't shrivel.
- This is indeed sage advice, wale blubber is a good substitute for harder to find vaseline or lardKidswift
- OSFA0
wait, you are constantly putting lotion?
Do you smell like vanilla or summer breeze?
- Dodecahedron0
don't underestimate the natural moisturizing properties of several healthy doses of pure fresh water
- mpark0
lake and ocean scares me... there are no designated place where the the creatures go to pee and poop. i am a bit of gemaphobe. there i've said it.
- you go to a public pool to avoid germs?Fax_Benson
- phobia tends to distort realitympark
- Douglas0
can't beat swimming in the Caribbean on a deserted beach with a girl and some beer.
- ah yes. thanks for this. also, the sun is bright.iCanHasQBN
- comicsans0
All pools or just one? If just one ask them to test if they are adding too much hypochloric acid or whatever it is they use. If more than one you could get tested to see if you are unduly sensitive to chlorine.
- lukus_W0
Maybe you have a chlorine intolerance?
- CALLES0
i've heard that a good bukake does wonders for the skin
- bjladams0
perhaps an arctic diving suit.
- set0
I used to like swimming in pools until my brain grew into an adult and I realised its basically like taking a bath with hundreds of strangers, piss, shit particles, helmet crust, ear wax, all floating around... occasional getting in your mouth.
Fuck the swimmings.
Sea, lakes and rivers etc I'm down with though