Dirty Jokes
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- brigtick0
A woman is in the hospital on april 1st giving birth. It's a difficult one - the doctor is between the woman's legs yelling "PUSH! PUSH!" and the woman is screaming "AAAUUUUUGH!" The doctor yells "I CAN SEE THE HEAD! PUSH HARDER" and the woman screams "AAAAAHHHH" and puuushes and the baby pops out into the doctor's hands.
He looks at it for a minute, then suddenly he throws it down on the ground, stomps on its head, picks it up, and throws it against the wall! The woman yells "OMIGOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BABY?!?"
The doc starts laughing and says "Haha april fools! It was already dead!"
[not dirty but oh well.]
- tOki0
Husband says to his wife “Do you fancy playing the rape game?” Wife says, “No.” Husband replies “That’s the spirit!”
- BusterBoy0
BAD TASTE ALERT
bill and ben, the flowerpot men were hanging out together.
bill says to ben: "blib bleb blob blob"
ben says to bill: "if you fucken loved me, you'd swallow that"
- domacle0
What's the difference between an Aboroginie's vagina and a Cricket bat?
If you try really, really hard, you can eat a cricket bat
What's the difference between period blood and sand?
You can't gargle sand.
What's the difference between a train carriage and a miscarriage?
You can't eat a train carriage.
- identity0
Have you heard of the sex position 'The Chilean Miner"?
It's where you go down to the base of my shaft and you stay there till' christmas.