Dear LeBron James,

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  • TheMagicSheep0

    some of the guys i work with put this together to try to bring him to chicago

    http://thehoopdoctors.com/online…



    • dopedirtydesign
    • ok .. now that is badass
      nice job on that
      Ramanisky2
    • that is awesome.sublocked
    • sickpavlov
    • nice. did anyone check if they're his size?jayoh
    • Sadly, it didn't work :(Gucci
    • that's awesome but was that really to bring him here or to say "you ain't no fukin jordan, beat it."kona
    • sick on multiple levels
      yeeblazer
  • dirtydesign0

    ^ he probably took one look at that and signed with miami

  • Ramanisky20

    so whats the final list of potential teams?

  • JazX0

    Dear Cleveland, All Of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers Supporters Wherever You May Be Tonight;

    As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier.

    This was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of his "decision" unlike anything ever "witnessed" in the history of sports and probably the history of entertainment.

    Clearly, this is bitterly disappointing to all of us.

    The good news is that the ownership team and the rest of the hard-working, loyal, and driven staff over here at your hometown Cavaliers have not betrayed you nor NEVER will betray you.

    There is so much more to tell you about the events of the recent past and our more than exciting future. Over the next several days and weeks, we will be communicating much of that to you.

    You simply don't deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal.

    You have given so much and deserve so much more.

    In the meantime, I want to make one statement to you tonight:
    "I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER 'KING' WINS ONE"

    You can take it to the bank.

    If you thought we were motivated before tonight to bring the hardware to Cleveland, I can tell you that this shameful display of selfishness and betrayal by one of our very own has shifted our "motivation" to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels.

    Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.

    Sorry, but that's simply not how it works.

    This shocking act of disloyalty from our home grown "chosen one" sends the exact opposite lesson of what we would want our children to learn. And "who" we would want them to grow-up to become.

    But the good news is that this heartless and callous action can only serve as the antidote to the so-called "curse" on Cleveland, Ohio.

    The self-declared former "King" will be taking the "curse" with him down south. And until he does "right" by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma.

    Just watch.

    Sleep well, Cleveland.

    Tomorrow is a new and much brighter day....

    I PROMISE you that our energy, focus, capital, knowledge and experience will be directed at one thing and one thing only:

    DELIVERING YOU the championship you have long deserved and is long overdue....

    Dan Gilbert
    Majority Owner
    Cleveland Cavaliers

    • HAHAHHA as in FUCK you LBJazX
    • The fuck is this BULLSHIT?
      What is he a witch doctor now ? Throwing Hexes???
      FUCK OFF ASSHOLE! It's professional sports...it's about money stupid.
      marychain
    • professional sports...it's about money stupid. I wish it wasn't...but it is. ANYONE with half a brain would do what LeBron did. This is just pathetic spite.marychain
    • LeBron did. This is just pathetic spite.marychain
  • mg330

    Miami is a bad move if he goes there. Those egos will clash and they won't get along well for too long there. Three top players, three alpha males all in the same place and they can claim all they want that it's about team and winning a championship, but when it comes down to it, they each want to be the best and with that much firepower their scoring individually will go down, rebounds will go down, etc. etc.

    IT'S A MATCH MADE IN HELL.

  • dirtydesign0

    ^ the idea is to create a super team. the all stars on the team play different positions, so shouldn't be that much battling. also, theyve played on the same team in the all star game, so there is some chemistry on miami.

    ...but i see your point. it will get political at some point.

  • HijoDMaite0

    Fatheads of L. J. are down from $99.99 to $17.41 (DOB of Benedict Arnold) Now that's funny!

    http://www.fathead.com/nba/cleve…

  • HijoDMaite0

    Lebron would pay over $12 million in New York income taxes, none in Miami. $10M in New Jersey and $5M in Cleveland.

  • DrBombay0

    Is Brett Favre consulting him on this?