Buck's Party Ideas
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- autoflavour0
get him really smashed, then give him crabs/herpes somehow..
- is your mum available to do the service auto?airey
- i will ask her, but yep, not sure you want the baggage that comes with itautoflavour
- fooler20
two words: Vegas!
- Invalid0
there is a formula for this shit.
1. breakfast shots of tequila
2. daytime activity (go-karting, sky diving, skirmish etc.)
3. lunch + lots of alcohol
4. hotel room + lots of alcohol
5. dinner + lots of alcohol
6. cocaine
7. cocaine
8. cocaine
9. clubs + alcohol + cocaine
10. strippers + alcohol + cocaineif it's a bucks weekend repeat steps 1 to 10 on sunday and do a different daytime activity than the previous day.
- cannonball19780
Trip to the aquarium?
- airey0
but now i want to go to the aquarium.
- DoktorDavid0
But, non-visible scars, bruises and tattoos are ok? swEEt...
- DaveO0
I just want to go surfing for my stag do, with a few mates and a load of weed.
I hope the cocaine wouldn't stop if you got married, otherwise fuck that!
- Carl_Weathers0
Heard of a stag weekend where the best man hired a midget for the weekend and handcuffed him to the groom. For the whole weekend. Ordering a drink the midget was there, taking a dump the midget was there, waking up totally hungover and the midget was there. And what's more the midget was given copious amounts of alcohol from an early stage so he was basically dragged around for the whole weekend.
I still snigger at the thoughts of this.
- trooperbill0
the midget from the above post was dressed as a smurf!
- BuddhaHat0
Thwarted by his gargantuan proportions, the skydiving may be a no-go. The weight limit is 110 kg (240lbs), and I just rang the groom (under the pretense I was looking at bouncy castles) and the conversation went:
Me: how much do you weigh?
him: 110?
Me: really?
him: yeah, possibly 117.
Me: REALLY?!?!?!?
him: Yes.
Me: Can you eat nothing but Cruskits and lose 8 kilos in the next 2 weeks?
him: I'll try.FUCKING FUCKETY FUCKWADDINGTON PANTS AND BASTARD!
Now I need buck's party suggestions for fat people.
I'm thinking of t-shirts that say 'fat bastard's buck's party', with all the activities we CAN'T do crossed out on the back.
- utopian0
Bump for neferiu
- autoflavour0
handcuff them to a tree, then beat them with a pipe.
once unconscience, mash pumpkin into their face.
- BuddhaHat0
Since midget-tossing just isn't coming up in a google search, and there are no decent aquariums locally, I was thinking:
1. All the guys get together, have a few drinks to get merry, except for the buck who has to stay straight.
2. pile everyone into a bus (also with beers), drive out to a sky-diving site, have the buck thrown out of a plane.
3. film the landing, when he's taking the jumpsuit off, force him to wear his boxers or just go naked in the bus all the way back to town
4. big bbq (with skanky strippers that will walk all over him in high heels) at his old man's f*cking huge house, which has been offered to us, sit around and have his relatives tell embarrassing stories about him, etc etc
5. dinner in town
6. feed the already pissed buck some coke
7. clubs and a strip club with nice strippers this time
8. more embarrassing torture of the buck, tying/handcuffing him to various things, painting him, maybe tazer him.any modifications, additions, adjustments welcomed :)