Buck's Party Ideas
Buck's Party Ideas
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Thwarted by his gargantuan proportions, the skydiving may be a no-go. The weight limit is 110 kg (240lbs), and I just rang the groom (under the pretense I was looking at bouncy castles) and the conversation went:
Me: how much do you weigh?
him: 110?
Me: really?
him: yeah, possibly 117.
Me: REALLY?!?!?!?
him: Yes.
Me: Can you eat nothing but Cruskits and lose 8 kilos in the next 2 weeks?
him: I'll try.FUCKING FUCKETY FUCKWADDINGTON PANTS AND BASTARD!
Now I need buck's party suggestions for fat people.
I'm thinking of t-shirts that say 'fat bastard's buck's party', with all the activities we CAN'T do crossed out on the back.