Top or bottom half?
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- dito0
top
- bulletfactory0
why would i be alone on an uninhabited island?
- top half. we could have a conversation and oral.bulletfactory
- harlequino0
Top half.
A mermaid's gotta poo too. All's good.
- Jimbo820
I can't believe I'm replying to this thread, but I'd go with the top.
*sigh
- bulletfactory0
100% of answers for the top-half.
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- iCanHasQBN0
What if she can't hold a conversation? Or turns out to be a Republican?
Also, does the fish have teeth? Or is it smooth in there?
- the fish head would have teeth and no tongue. nor could it blink. it would dry out and die quickly.bulletfactory
- OSFA0
Top half fo' sho! Grab a rope tie it around her neck and make her swim/drag me back home.
- HAYZ1LLA0
Top Half
- Jimbo820
bulletfactory
"the fish head would have teeth and no tongue. nor could it blink. it would dry out and die quickly."
Simply awesome note.
- harlequino0
The bottom half might be worth it so you could say
"Ok giant fish, now you'll take my giant cod-piece."
Because, you see, a cod is a type of...oh forget it.
- ETM0
So... is this a 'Choose Your Own Adventure'?
- bulletfactory0
Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he can start a brothel.
- MHDC0
- harlequino0
During the passionate throws of mermaid love-making:
Her: Baby, I want you to (*whispers)...go down there
You: Sure, mama. Let me get the rice and soy sauce and I'm all over it.- thanks - i'm craving sushi now.bulletfactory
- So... the first time it SHOULD smell like fish down there.
(can't believe I wrote that)ETM