Valentines Day
Valentines Day
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- ApeRobot-1
- detritus1
I rolled over in bed this morning, realising I needed to fart so arched a little to exhale quietly from my backside, which resulted in an expressive and prolonged anal toot.
My partner was not, as I'd assumed, fast asleep so expressed her disgust in a dark foreign tongue.
I muttered something about a sweet bouquet, wished her a happy valentines, then rolled over and went back to sleep.
Romance ain't dead here, son.
- Bluejam5
- Pretty obviously a joke...set
- Having just looked, his account is pretty funny...set
- when parody accounts could easily be realGnash
- Did you actually think it was real?
http://media2.giphy.…set - https://www.youtube.…PeterPancake
- All the angry replies he gets are hilarious.set
- my third note @ bluejam not gnashset
- @Gnash, that's only true if you're a thick cunt, PJW case in pointPeterPancake
- in my defence i did come across this tweet via PJW - trusted internet node of truth and forgot to do my researchBluejam
- PJW?Gnash
- oh, nvm. watson.Gnash
- sometimes It seems like watson is a parody account, as well.Gnash
- if only ...Bluejam
- Assumed you knew it was a parody, Bluejam.PeterPancake
- Didn't mean to imply you're a cunt, at least not 99.9% of the timePeterPancake
- ;)PeterPancake
- :-)Bluejam
- Wonder what he eats. Minerals?jagara
- sted1
all you need today is:
- zaq0
fun fact: Feb 15 is when Tinder and other dating sites are used the most
- elahon3
Happy Valentine's day, bitches.
- zaq0