Valentines Day
Valentines Day
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I rolled over in bed this morning, realising I needed to fart so arched a little to exhale quietly from my backside, which resulted in an expressive and prolonged anal toot.
My partner was not, as I'd assumed, fast asleep so expressed her disgust in a dark foreign tongue.
I muttered something about a sweet bouquet, wished her a happy valentines, then rolled over and went back to sleep.
Romance ain't dead here, son.